[00:00] cbiscardi: Hey  guys, me and a friend just launched a bootstrapped website running on node (sbsdigital.ly) http://www.facebook.com/pages/SBS-Digital-Consulting/120495491369339
[00:01] luisloazi: What is all about JSONP?
[00:01] luisloazi: are we talking about a response in JSON format
[00:01] luisloazi: or something else
[00:01] luisloazi: ?
[00:01] Jalava: no
[00:02] Jalava: it's json like response sent as javascript object into callback function
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[00:02] Jalava: ie. javascript parses the response with eval together with function call string
[00:02] Jalava: and calls that function with the given js object
[00:02] Jalava: difference is slight but there is a catch with U+2027 and U+2029
[00:03] Jalava: which are not aloud in js objects but are allowed in json
[00:03] Jalava: as keys at least
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[00:05] tenum: Hello Noders - I have "bus" class with "interface" as property. Now when on JS i do bus.interface I want in C++ "Interface" constructor to be invoked
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[00:06] zmbmartin: Murvin: I use connect-mongodb and mongoose with no problems
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[00:08] Murvin: zmbmartin:  thanks. just see from dailyJS how   monogoStore is set up from mongoose..  :)
[00:08] luisloazi: so the response it's a json or a string calling a function?
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[00:34] luisloazi: what about Cross-Origin Resource Sharing (CORS)
[00:34] luisloazi: ?¿
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[00:38] mhooks: is there a way to use ndb with a framework such as railways? 
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[00:48] luisloazi: JSONP is valid if I 'm using it to do a lon polling
[00:48] luisloazi: request
[00:48] luisloazi: to the server
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[00:49] luisloazi: long polling
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[01:06] jzacsh: hmf, less doesn't seem to be compiling my css anymore :'( -- i'm using express and its the default setup of express's generated config. i've been coding heavily on my app, but i didn't change the config, idk why css isn't being generated anymore
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[01:06] erictj1: Does node.js have an equivalent of fgets() for reading files in one line at a time?
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[01:24] jzacsh: any thoughts? dead less compiler?
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[01:34] muk_mb: hey guys
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[01:35] muk_mb: I've read lots of complaining about mongodb and couchdb, are any of these non-sql solutions that aren't huge hassles?
[01:35] mrryanjohnston: hassles?
[01:36] mhooks: Mongo is pretty easy actually.
[01:36] mrryanjohnston: I'm not sure what you've heard but mongo is easy as bals
[01:36] mrryanjohnston: balls*
[01:36] mhooks: so is couch
[01:37] muk_mb: major sites like foursquare that are using mongodb have to use custom binaries,
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[01:38] mrryanjohnston: muk_mb: I think you're thinking about relational databases vs document based vs else
[01:38] mrryanjohnston: muk_mb: If you're looking for a relational solution, couch/mongo/other non-sql solutions aren't what you want
[01:39] bradleymeck_: muk_mb nosql will always get complaints from DB people because NoSQL is basically removing DB logic from the DBMS into the app, beyond that its not insane, scaling is a little unique to each solution, but you just have to read up on them
[01:39] mrryanjohnston: muk_mb: I don't know much about couch/mongo, but I'd worry about having to build your own custom binary when you have the userbase that foursquare has :p
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[01:40] muk_mb: bradleymeck_: so you think people are writing all these complaints just cause they're used to thinking of things in an SQL world and not this new stuff?
[01:41] muk_mb: mrryanjohnston: I'm just looking for something fun to play with
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[01:41] mrryanjohnston: muk_mb: Try out mongo ;) you won't be disappointed
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[01:41] mrryanjohnston: at least at first!
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[01:43] bradleymeck_: muk_mb yes, i have had quite a few conversations where they think they "cant" do something in nosql that they can do in sql, just because they cannot comprehend nosql includes a move of db logic into the app instead of everything being in your sql prepared statements
[01:43] bradleymeck_: that and everyone seems to think nosql solutions *randomly drop data*... they dont
[01:43] muk_mb: cause if it's just a matter of thinking differently, I think I can hang
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[01:44] muk_mb: I don't do the server stuff at work, but the php/server guys are trying couchdb and mongodb both for things and are stressing about it most days
[01:44] muk_mb: 
ACTION does native iPhone stuff at work

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[01:49] mrryanjohnston: muk_mb: lol
[01:49] mrryanjohnston: that's because they're used to using sql dbs proabbly
[01:49] mrryanjohnston: and are adverse to change
[01:49] muk_mb: mrryanjohnston: phew
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[01:50] mrryanjohnston: muk_mb: what kind of iPhone stuff do you do?
[01:50] muk_mb: internet-heavy social networking stuff
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[01:52] muk_mb: reading this, http://www.mongodb.org/display/DOCS/Comparing+Mongo+DB+and+Couch+DB makes it sound like CouchDB does like iCloud does for developers
[01:52] MarcinM: Heylo.
[01:52] muk_mb: just providing an effective way to sync data from an otherwise-offline application
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[01:56] mrryanjohnston: muk_mb: huh. interesting dude
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[01:59] pyrotechnick: SubStack: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
[01:59] bradleymeck_: anyone know of a good alternative for jsfiddle that I can run on a local server
[01:59] bradleymeck_: pyrotechnick, he has done many things
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[02:01] SubStack: pyrotechnick: what HAVEN'T I done?
[02:02] bradleymeck_: substack made me a sandwhich?
[02:02] sridatta: hey all, is there any restriction on when I can use setNoDelay() on a socket?
[02:03] sridatta: I've called it on all my sockets yet there still seems to be some sort of buffering
[02:03] muk_mb: mrryanjohnston: what about redis, worth a crap?
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[02:35] mrryanjohnston: muk_mb: sad to say I haven't messed around with reddis yet
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[02:35] mrryanjohnston: muk_mb: I've been having wayyyy too much fun with socket.io than I should be :P
[02:36] mrryanjohnston: hittin the hay
[02:36] mrryanjohnston: g'night
[02:38] Zebra10: anyone play with haraka much?
[02:38] Zebra10: the smtp server
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[02:41] drefined: yeah
[02:41] muk_mb: socket.io is pretty nifty, I played with it some
[02:41] drefined: zebra: use it with couchdb
[02:41] muk_mb: mrryanjohnston: all the node.js stuff I've played with used redis, it's pretty easy and fairly trivial to setup. I liked that part f'sho
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[02:42] Zebra10: drefined: i'm using it now with mongodb - but that side of things isn't so dramatic, more wondering about the sending email apis that seem to be pretty undocumented
[02:43] drefined: yeah it's still pretty new :/
[02:43] drefined: did you write your own plugin for mongodb?
[02:44] Zebra10: i did yes
[02:44] Zebra10: just logs the emails and details when it recieves
[02:47] drefined: zebra10: I suggest you contact matt about the sendmail api, he's pretty quick with answering questions :) cheers.
[02:47] Zebra10: Oh nice, will do
[02:47] Zebra10: thanks
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[02:59] abraxas: is turning my module into an event emitter as easy as module.exports = new require('events').EventEmitter;  ?
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[03:01] naomi: how should i go about installing node.js on mac osx 10.6.8 ?
[03:02] naomi: i prefer a manageable package
[03:02] naomi: something i can easily remove if i want
[03:02] naomi: and i would also like npm installed
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[03:03] tbranyen: naomi: look into homebrew
[03:03] tbranyen: will be something like brew install node
[03:04] tbranyen: brew is a nice package manager in general compared to shit like macports
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[03:06] damienbrz: naomi http://shapeshed.com/journal/setting-up-nodejs-and-npm-on-mac-osx/
[03:06] naomi: tbranyen: ah i love homebrew, but does it install npm too ?
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[03:17] naomi: sweet these two worked: 1) brew install node 2) curl http://npmjs.org/install.sh | sh
[03:17] naomi: :D
[03:17] naomi: gotta love homebrew
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[03:20] Jalava: lol http://wtfjs.com/2011/02/11/all-your-commas-are-belong-to-Array
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[03:39] techwraith: So, I find myself in need of a recursive directory copying function - anyone have one handy?
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[03:39] tbranyen: spawn a child cp -r
[03:39] tbranyen: woot
[03:39] techwraith: That's cheating ;)
[03:40] seawise: hey guys who is proficient here in mobile HTML5 apps?
[03:40] techwraith: Although I suppose it would be faster...
[03:40] tbranyen: seawise: there are separate rooms for a reason... #html5
[03:40] seawise: thanks!
[03:41] seawise: my question is cross-concern btw
[03:41] Draggor: techwraith: like, something other than setting up rsync?
[03:41] tbranyen: seawise: one of the benefits of just asking instead of dragging on conversation
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[03:42] seawise: is there any way to make push notifications for HTML5 app (when it's not runnin
[03:42] techwraith: Draggor: like copyDir('/path/to/dir', function(err, result){});
[03:43] techwraith: Draggor: what do you mean by setting up rsync?
[03:43] Draggor: Oh, hrrm
[03:43] niftylettuce: Nuck: you there??
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[03:44] Draggor: I guess i still don't quite see what it is you're asking, recursive directory copy from one place to another?
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[03:45] techwraith: yep, sorry, forgot the extra argument in there
[03:45] techwraith: copyDir('/path/to/copy/from', '/path/to/copy/to', function(err, result){});
[03:46] smcguinness: has anyone seen anyone creating a web service for socket.io for use outside of node.js apps?
[03:47] bradleymeck_: smcguinness you mean duplicating the socket.io protocol in another language?
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[03:48] smcguinness: bradleymeck_: more like creating a socket.io server but wrapping it in routes to push messages to those connected to the socket.io server
[03:48] bradleymeck_: faye?
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[03:49] niftylettuce: does anyone have any insight or can find something about copyright status of the Nico nico Douga song by Momo Momo? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nyan_Cat) -- I took it out of nyancat.js for the time being because I'm unsure if i have permission to post the .wav file
[03:50] smcguinness: bradleymeck_: I saw that, but it didn't seem all that different from what socket.io offered, and I'd still need some way to "push" the messages via php or C#
[03:50] bradleymeck_: smcguinness then you are going to have to look at an external service, pubnub is pretty common
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[03:51] bradleymeck_: either way you could make it pretty easy if you just need a web service that will push messages around, you wont get too much in terms of responses though (might set up web hooks though)
[03:53] smcguinness: bradleymeck_: Saw pusher.com as well. Simialr to pubnub. 
[03:53] bradleymeck_: niftylettuce i cant find anything but given niconicodouga's copyright stuff its under DMCA so it is copyrighted w/ the countries athat use that
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[03:55] tbranyen: http://sharefilewith.me/u/31d20e.png lol re: pusher
[03:56] niftylettuce: bradleymeck_: do you think we could stream the audio some how from the youtube video?
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[03:57] smcguinness: tbranyen: lol
[03:57] techwraith: tbranyen: Someone else can manage my real-time infrastructure? I'm down. (re: pusher)
[03:58] tbranyen: techwraith: wat
[03:59] bradleymeck_: niftylettuce, im sure its possible
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[04:04] oatkiller: Could anyone point me to code examples for image uploading in node?
[04:04] pyrotechnick: SubStack: ping
[04:05] oatkiller: Specifically, from an HTTP post from a web browser with the <input type="file" /> tag
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[04:05] bradleymeck_: oatkiller : node-formidable
[04:06] oatkiller: bradleymeck_: thanks
[04:07] techwraith: tbranyen: pusher sounds like a good idea, that's all I meant :)
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[04:08] tbranyen: techwraith: i was just pasting a comment i found on their site that was humorous
[04:08] tenumm: Hello Noders - I was wondering if I want to create a binding for B which has "interface" as property . now I want B.interface.something to invoke accessor in Interface class for something. Any ideas how to accomplish this ?
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[04:09] oatkiller: :O
[04:09] tenumm: Any example for such binding ?
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[04:10] tenumm: Hello Noders - I was wondering if I want to create a binding for B which has "interface" as property . now I want B.interface.something to invoke accessor in Interface class for something. Any ideas how to accomplish this ?
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[04:11] niftylettuce: bradleymeck_: look at source code for http://nyan.cat -- looks like he uploaded his own mp3 to amazon... thats not even legal though?
[04:12] techwraith: tbranyen: Ah, I read into it wrong. I thought you might be bashing them ;)
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[04:14] bradleymeck_: niftylettuce, without permission, yea, but he might have gotten it
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[04:16] bradleymeck_: tenumm you can look in v8.h under accessors and interceptors
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[04:21] dragnl0rd: hello!
[04:21] SubStack: pyrotechnick: pongity
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[04:41] now100handed1: i've installed node according to the wiki and started the node server…no go when i hit the ip of the server its running on?  what am i doing wrong?
[04:41] dragnl0rd: verify that the url you're pointing to includes the port the server is listening on (if it's not port 80)
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[04:42] dragnl0rd: I know the hello world code has it listening on port 8214 or something.
[04:43] now100handed1: well yeah its listening on 1337 from nodejs.org
[04:43] now100handed1: but ive tried 8000/3000 etc
[04:43] now100handed1: selinux is disabled
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[04:51] now100handed1:  is there some sort of issue with RHEL or something?
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[04:53] dragnl0rd: oh.  no clue.  I run it on windows and ubuntu
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[04:57] davidbanham: now100handed1: Might be getting blocked by a firewall somewhere. Are you running node on the same machine that you're running the browser on?
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[05:09] pyrotechnick: does guille ever hang out here?
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[05:13] tbranyen: pyrotechnick: he's on right now
[05:13] Nuck: .me yawns
[05:13] Nuck: 
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[05:14] Nuck: So it's been a goood... 32 hours now?
[05:14] Nuck: Ugh I'm too old for this shit lol
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[05:22] tenumm: bradleymeck_ : Thanks for pointing that out .. looking into v8.h
[05:22] creationix: anyone here have sdl experience?
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[05:22] creationix: I'm trying to understand the sdl event loop and figure a way to make it play nice with node's event loop
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[05:26] SubStack: pyrotechnick: try using absolute paths for browserify
[05:27] SubStack: your issue should work and I have the tests to prove it
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[05:28] pyrotechnick: absolute paths
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[05:28] pyrotechnick: where abouts exactly
[05:28] SubStack: entry : __dirname + '/moo.js'
[05:28] SubStack: like thats
[05:29] pyrotechnick:   browserify mount: '/browserify.js', require: ['backbone', 'underscore', 'dnode'], entry: path.join(__dirname, './modules/entry.coffee'), maxListeners: 1000
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[05:30] SubStack: pyrotechnick: those requires aren't required anymore
[05:31] pyrotechnick: ok
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[05:32] SubStack: care submitting a test?
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[05:40] Nuck: If I ever work in an office, I'm prolly gonna be that guy who walks around with a keyboard smacking new guys with it.
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[05:53] pyrotechnick: SubStack: https://github.com/substack/node-browserify/blob/master/test/field.js#L2
[05:53] pyrotechnick: should be relative '../' like the others
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[05:56] pyrotechnick: SubStack: argh what, it's something fishy in my project
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[05:56] pyrotechnick: or it could be browserify.bundle() vs browserify()
[05:59] pyrotechnick: kay i got it to fail with browserify()
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[06:10] pyrotechnick: SubStack: https://github.com/feisty/node-browserify/commit/27f9da3a13ca1642cd82f5ceab49ccf7ee25697e
[06:11] pyrotechnick: i'm supposed to be able to do this right? i'm not doing something retarded am i?
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[06:13] SubStack: pyrotechnick: does connect() do the same thing as connect.createServer()?
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[06:22] pyrotechnick: SubStack: i'm not sure exactly but it fails without any of the connect stuff
[06:23] pyrotechnick: i left that part out of the failing test
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[06:36] pyrotechnick: SubStack: should what i am trying work?
[06:36] pyrotechnick: i'm not using it wrong am i?
[06:37] pyrotechnick: it sure feels like i am
[06:37] pyrotechnick: i would just go back to older browserify and stop bothering you but it's broken with dnode
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[06:53] Nuck: Guten nacht
[06:53] SubStack: pyrotechnick: seems like a genuine bug
[06:53] tuhoojabotti: Nacht Guten
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[06:54] pyrotechnick: i think i have a less complex case
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[07:00] beejeebus: any zombie.js users/devs here? i'm having issues with cookies
[07:00] beejeebus: just tried wrote a hello world test against a drupal install, login isn't working because the session cookie is not passed back
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[07:03] pyrotechnick: SubStack: i am on npm 1.0.15 do you think that might be it?
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[07:06] SubStack: pyrotechnick: nope, not important
[07:07] SubStack: I can replicate your failing test too
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[07:10] pyrotechnick: SubStack: i've found more...
[07:11] SubStack: pretty sure what it is
[07:11] pyrotechnick: mmm
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[07:12] pyrotechnick: if i put Client = require './models/client' in my entry
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[07:12] pyrotechnick: then it builds without exception
[07:12] [AD]Turbo: hi there
[07:12] pyrotechnick: but it puts the client dependency on /client.coffee
[07:12] pyrotechnick: so it never lines up anyway
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[07:13] Kai`: Hello
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[07:13] dall: hello
[07:13] dall: :)
[07:13] Kai`: When using http.get, if I specify a naked domain host -- does node auto-prepend www.?
[07:14] Kai`: That's what it appears to be doing, and am looking through docs but can't find anything specific on that
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[07:16] Kai`: One particular site redirects www.hostname.com to hostname.com, so I get the redirect html as opposed to the main html. I'm specifying the naked domain in the http.get options object
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[07:21] dall: how to check the HOST inside an http request?' I have to do a 301 if the host == 'www.exmaple.com' (using express)
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[07:25] dall: possible?
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[07:47] hermanjunge: Hi, what is the right way to do a "console read" in nodejs??
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[07:55] Skola: anyone done serious search algo's with node yet?
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[07:56] Lorentz: Skola: Like the setTimeout() sort?
[07:56] Skola: lolwut
[07:56] Skola: no more like general text search / nlp
[07:57] Skola: you're referring to the 4chan thread?
[07:57] SubStack: Skola: .indexOf() is built-in at least
[07:57] Lorentz: (convert whatever you're sorting into relevant integer, divide by delta, do setTimeout() on to shove into a result array, and eventually by time last element is "executed" the thing is sorted)
[07:58] Skola: haha no I mean text mining / classification etc
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[07:58] pigmej: Skola: I don't think so that there is something like that already :)
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[07:59] Lorentz: You mean, some kind of lucene-like-thing for node?
[07:59] Lorentz: Or something more than just searching
[08:00] Skola: search ranking and NLP mostly
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[08:00] Skola: not the hard stuff
[08:00] Skola: but like the functionality you find in Pythons nltk
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[08:01] Skola: I'm just wondering if those are a bitch to write in JS
[08:01] niftylettuce: dang tjholowaychuk kicked ass with git-extras
[08:01] Skola: it's piss-easy in Haskell, with good performance
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[08:01] Skola: and pretty ok in Python
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[08:02] Skola: but I've only written front-end and network code in JS
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[08:05] SubStack: skript: just find a nice c lib and write some v8 bindings
[08:05] Skola: was that meant for me I'm guessing?
[08:05] SubStack: yes
[08:06] skript: ^_-
[08:06] skript: SubStack: you are a beast
[08:06] skript: just sayin
[08:06] Skola: I'll have a look, not too familiar with c libs for that purpose
[08:06] SubStack: moo
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[08:07] skript: your git repo makes me feel like a troll, i scrape and scrape the codes
[08:07] skript: moo indeed
[08:07] SubStack: Skola: here's a nice example to go off of: https://github.com/pkrumins/node-async
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[08:08] Skola: thank you
[08:08] Skola: has plenty of moo as well
[08:08] Skola: moo_request *moo_req = (moo_request *)
[08:08] Skola: I'll dive in, thanks
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[08:09] skript: SubStack: how long did it take you to create that node dependencies chart?
[08:09] SubStack: few hours maybe?
[08:09] SubStack: just screwing around
[08:09] skript: really awesome stuff
[08:09] skript: it looked cool anyway
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[08:10] SubStack: graphviz is a bit shit though
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[08:10] skript: ya, i was wondering what you used to build it
[08:10] SubStack: or the libs to generate the graphs at least, the arrows are messed up in places
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[08:10] SubStack: easy to use though
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[08:44] SubStack: pyrotechnick: all fixed
[08:46] Skola: j
[08:46] Skola: oops
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[08:48] SubStack: making this common dir function its own module first though
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[08:52] ricroberts: Hello. My node app can't find a module that is installed via npm into the app's node_modules folder (globalize module) - but it can find others. Where should I start?! Thanks!
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[08:56] framlin: Skola: if its 'piss-easy in Haskell', that should be tha same in a functional language as JavaScript is ;)
[08:57] framlin: ricroberts: typo? ;)
[08:58] Skola: I know it should be
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[08:58] Skola: I'm working on a little library for myself that gives me the usual functions
[08:58] ricroberts: globalize = require('globalize')
[08:58] ricroberts: npm says globalize is installed
[08:58] Skola: when that's ready, sailing should be a bit smoother
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[09:00] ricroberts: ├── globalize@0.1.0a2 
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[09:07] Jalava: is there performance issues considering use of setTimeout?
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[09:08] Jalava: we just removed one unneccessary setTimeout from our code that was only called if we ran out of time, and our system instantly stabilized
[09:09] Jalava: thing is, it was rarely triggered, usually it was cleared before it went off
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[09:09] Jalava: but we created about 30 setTimeouts per second
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[09:14] RC1140: hey all , anyone familiar with mongoose , im using the findOne method to see if a document exists , but in the callback if it doesnt exist i need to create a document , any ideas how
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[09:23] niftylettuce: does anyone here know of a better way to do > (e.g. <blockquote>) in markdown in consecutive rows? (link: http://stackoverflow.com/questions/3358056/multiple-blockquotes-in-a-row-using-markdown-syntax)
[09:23] niftylettuce: (without having to do <br />)
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[09:28] SubStack: pyrotechnick: all fixed
[09:28] SubStack: browserify@1.2.4
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[09:33] niftylettuce: SubStack++
[09:33] v8bot:  niftylettuce has given a beer to SubStack. SubStack now has 40 beers.
[09:33] niftylettuce: SubStack: gj !
[09:34] SubStack: I spun off a module to fix that bug even
[09:34] niftylettuce: IE?
[09:34] SubStack: because that's just how I roll
[09:34] SubStack: https://github.com/substack/node-commondir
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[09:50] Tocacar: Morning all.  Can anyone confirm whether Node.js can be installed on Mac 10.5 please.
[09:50] Skola: lol
[09:50] Skola: yes can confirm that
[09:51] Tocacar: Skola:  Thanks for the quick response.  I've tried the top two set of instructions here:  https://gist.github.com/579814  but get an error at the make install stage on both
[09:51] Tocacar: Build failed:  -> task failed (err #1): 
[09:51] Tocacar: 	{task: cxx node_crypto.cc -> node_crypto_4.o}
[09:51] bnoordhuis: Tocacar: do you have the openssl dev libraries installed?
[09:52] bnoordhuis: Tocacar: ps: the actual error is some way up
[09:52] Tocacar: bnoordhuis:  No idea.  Is there an easy way to check?
[09:52] bnoordhuis: Tocacar: can you gist the complete build log?
[09:52] Tocacar: Will do, two seconds.
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[09:56] Tocacar: bnoordhuis:  I put it on pastebin: http://pastebin.com/S8t8BnhA     warning:  I'm a beginner, so may not understand full-on tech-speak :)
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[09:57] bnoordhuis: Tocacar: http://stackoverflow.com/questions/6118711/error-install-nodejs-ssl-comp-get-compression-methods :)
[09:58] bnoordhuis: Tocacar: you have an older version of openssl installed
[09:58] Tocacar: bnoordhuis:  Thank you very much.  I have no idea (don't even know what openssl is), sorry
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[10:00] Tocacar: All I'm trying to do is set up my own workspace in Cloud9 IDE but need to run a node command to do it... I'm hoping I'm taking the right steps.  :/
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[10:02] bnoordhuis: Tocacar: do you need https?
[10:03] Tocacar: bnoordhuis:  No (not at the moment anyway)
[10:03] dall: guys i have a doubt about EJS
[10:03] dall: someone use ejs template engine ?
[10:03] bnoordhuis: Tocacar: it's probably easiest for you to build without ssl support then: `./configure --without-ssl`
[10:05] Tocacar: bnoordhuis:  You mean go back to the original install instructions and just include --without-ssl..?  OK, I'll give that go.  Thanks
[10:05] bnoordhuis: Tocacar: good luck :)
[10:06] Tocacar: bnoordhuis:  Thank you.  Have a great day :)
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[10:06] bnoordhuis: Tocacar: you too!
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[10:13] tbassetto: Hi. I'm looking for a really simple way to store data. Someone here, created a simple module providing a key-value store without installing a database on the server. Do you remember the name?
[10:16] tbassetto: found: https://github.com/felixge/node-dirty
[10:17] Tocacar: bnoordhuis:  It worked.  Thank you for your help.
[10:17] dall: guys i have developed 3 .js file for my websites   example1_com.js   example2_com.js   and    example3_com.js      now they can listen to 80 port without problem ?
[10:18] bnoordhuis: Tocacar: my pleasure
[10:19] SubStack: dall: you can ask the computer that question by running your scripts
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[10:23] Hadaka: hello! npm 1.0.15 installation fails as it tries to write to /usr/lib/node_modules - how do I install it to my home directory?
[10:23] dall: SubStack, asked.......the computer told me: fuck you Error: EADDRINUSE, Address already in use
[10:24] SubStack: dall: looks like you want https://github.com/nodejitsu/node-http-proxy
[10:25] SubStack: or else you can combine the functionality of all the modules with the module system
[10:25] Nexxy: dall, your computer is very rude
[10:25] dall: i see, thank you
[10:25] Nexxy: mine would never speak to me that way
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[10:26] dall: Nexxy, yes i know....at the moment i can't moderate it
[10:27] Nexxy: computers these days
[10:27] Nexxy: what with their swearing 
[10:27] Nexxy: oi vey
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[10:30] dall: guys someone use ejs ?
[10:31] dall: I have one doubt, when i so         ejs.render(str, { cache: true, filename: 'index', locals: {}});     i pass the code (str) to the render and it will cache it for the next request.....ok, my question is: why do i have to pass all the time the code (str) if it has been cached? i read the code using 'fs' module so i don't think is smart read the code always if it has been cached, no?
[10:32] `3rdEden: dall it  has a compile function as well
[10:32] Hadaka: I managed to get npm installed to my home directory somewhat, but no binaries appear in ~/bin even though I have .npmrc set
[10:34] dall: `3rdEden ?
[10:35] dall: `3rdEden  i mean...how to check if the file has been cached before to read it
[10:35] dall: ?
[10:35] dall: `3rdEden  if it already been cached
[10:35] `3rdEden: o
[10:37] SubStack: dall: if you use express it handles all the caching and file loading
[10:37] tuhoojabotti: it's 13:37 here!
[10:37] Hadaka: arr, this is driving me nuts
[10:37] tuhoojabotti: bwahaha
[10:39] Hadaka: all the default scripts seem to use '-g' which seems to opt for global install - and if that is not used, I see nothing in my .bin
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[10:47] night_fox: Hi, I'm having trouble getting the most basic cluster example working.
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[10:49] night_fox: I get "Cannot find module <the correct file name of my script>"
[10:50] night_fox: Here is the scipt: http://pastebin.com/4S9SWyBC
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[10:57] night_fox: do I need to make my script a built-in module in order for cluster to find it?
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[11:11] night_fox1: hello!
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[11:19] night_fox: OK I sorted that out, it was my own stupidity. Now I get "Error EPERM, Operation not permitted" from Server._doListen (net.js 1101:5). Changing the file permissions and directory permissions to 777 doesn't have any effect.
[11:20] niftylettuce: for the folks that use git here, when working with sub-branches do you prefer to "git fetch origin master && git rebase origin/master" or "git checkout master && git pull && git checkout sub-branch && git rebase master"?
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[11:22] niftylettuce: maybe wrong channel to ask in
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[11:23] Hadaka: puuh, I think I've managed to get npm to play along - I set .npmrc prefix to be my home directory, and now my "global" installs area actually to my home directory
[11:23] bnoordhuis: niftylettuce: `git pull --rebase origin master`? you can always back out if you don't like the changes
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[11:29] niftylettuce: bnoordhuis: git rebase origin master (vs.) git pull --rebase origin master? -- same thing?
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[11:30] bnoordhuis: niftylettuce: `git pull --rebase` combines the fetch and rebase
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[11:31] niftylettuce: bnoordhuis++
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[11:31] tuhoojabotti: niftylettuce++
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[11:37] CIA-104: node: 03koichik 07master * r6c121ed 10/ (4 files in 3 dirs): 
[11:37] CIA-104: node: Fix mismatch createConnection and Socket.connect
[11:37] CIA-104: node: net.createConnection() is wrapper for net.Socket.connect(),
[11:37] CIA-104: node: but There is mismatch between them.
[11:37] CIA-104: node: net.createConnection(port, [host])
[11:37] CIA-104: node: net.Socket.connect(port, [host], [callback])
[11:37] CIA-104: node: Fixes #1208. - http://bit.ly/iUjhkg
[11:37] CIA-104: node: 03Ryan Dahl 07master * rf657d58 10/ (140 files in 19 dirs): Upgrade libuv to f9b9bb44bd6e2b74729b5d1ff481adf4213e9a0b - http://bit.ly/k89LkO
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[11:56] CIA-104: node: 03Henry Rawas 07master * r47a5d93 10/ (5 files in 3 dirs): Fix test-net-pingpong.js on windows - http://bit.ly/imU2Ed
[11:56] CIA-104: node: 03Ryan Dahl 07master * r8cb5338 10/ test/simple/test-tcp-wrap-listen.js : Fix test-tcp-wrap-listen - http://bit.ly/kNl8e7
[11:56] tuhoojabotti: hoh
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[12:05] tim_smart: Another control flow library haha https://github.com/Tim-Smart/async-array
[12:06] tim_smart: I got fustrated with my previous one >.>
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[12:11] CIA-104: libuv: 03Matt Stevens 07master * rcaf1a99 10/ (7 files in 3 dirs): 
[12:11] CIA-104: libuv: IPv6 support
[12:11] CIA-104: libuv: Fixes #70.
[12:11] CIA-104: libuv: Fixes #19. - http://bit.ly/lnGQft
[12:11] mobius-: Asterisk PBX Manager interface in node. (https://github.com/twmobius/node-shift8)
[12:11] mobius-: any comments most welcome :) (it's work in progress)
[12:11] CIA-104: libuv: 03Ryan Dahl 07master * rac005f0 10/ AUTHORS : Add Matt to the authors - http://bit.ly/m0ELqH
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[12:14] mrryanjohnston: any domain name registrar recomendations?
[12:15] blup: has anyone seen examples of how to connect node.io to a database (mongo/couchdb)?
[12:15] tuhoojabotti: I use joker
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[12:22] shinuza: blup: https://github.com/joyent/node/wiki/modules
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[12:26] CIA-104: libuv: 03Ryan Dahl 07master * r7b56134 10/ (8 files in 2 dirs): Rename uv_get_hrtime, uv_get_exepath to uv_hrtime, uv_exepath - http://bit.ly/lGUXnN
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[12:30] CIA-104: libuv: 03Ryan Dahl 07master * rfa51494 10/ (test/test-hrtime.c uv.h): Move around uv_hrtime in the header - http://bit.ly/itWjDK
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[12:40] blup: shinuza: i know the module page, thanks - i'm looking for examples specific to node.io
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[13:31] bogomips2__: hi, to use setInterval i must import timers ?
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[13:32] tjholowaychuk: nope
[13:32] tjholowaychuk: it's global
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[13:33] bogomips2__: ah ok .. something does not works fine in my code, i've used setInterval, i don't get error but the console.log placed inside callback does not start
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[13:38] MooGoo: code is helpful
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[13:44] RC1140: hey guys anyone know of a decent twitter client for nodejs , i just need to post status messages , cant find anything that does it simply
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[13:45] RC1140: everyone seems to be doing streaming when it comes to twitter , i.e. reading of tweets
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[13:45] night_fox: why is cluster failing with EPERM?
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[13:52] bogomips2__: there is a way to use nodejs like a browser 's console to interact in debug time ? some module to allow input from stdin
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[13:54] MooGoo: you mean the REPL?
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[13:54] MooGoo: it's not exactly a debugger but
[13:55] systemfault: bogomips2__: perhaps node-inspector
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[13:55] bogomips2__: i've found some module... node-prompt , ndb but i don't know the best way
[13:55] bogomips2__: systemfault, thanks
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[13:56] systemfault: You're welcome
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[13:56] dall: hello
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[14:21] aklt: bnoordhuis: Hi! I noticed that the stream branch of node-iconv has a commit with comment "make tests" work,... can I try it out?
[14:22] aklt: bnoordhuis: (I Don't mean to be impatient, just curious)
[14:22] bnoordhuis: aklt: well - the 'make tests' comment was about making tests for the old interface pass (the internals have changed quite a bit)
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[14:22] bnoordhuis: aklt: i did some more work on it yesterday but i haven't pushed that yet
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[14:24] bogomips2__: http://pastebin.com/k6hdfWeR this simple code use setInterval and it workds fine in a browser but not in a node. in this experiments i don't import timers
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[14:25] aklt: bnoordhuis: Cool, I'm curious to have a look when I come back from vacation :-)
[14:25] jonaslund: ryah_: is node gonna adopt dataview ?
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[14:25] jonaslund: ryah_: from webgl ?
[14:25] bogomips2__: but using timers i get the same result
[14:26] davidsklar: bnoordhuis:  try var autoclean = setInterval(interval, 1000); instead
[14:26] davidsklar: pass the function name, not a string literal, to setInterval.
[14:26] jonaslund: ryah_: It would solve many binary coding/decoding issues and be in common with what browsers support.  https://developer.mozilla.org/en/JavaScript_typed_arrays/DataView
[14:27] davidsklar: err, s/bnoordhuis/bogomips2__/g; in my comments above. sorry, guys :)
[14:27] bogomips2__: davidsklar, thanks your solution works fine.... why there is a difference from browser syntax ?
[14:27] bogomips2__: :D
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[14:28] systemfault: It's a good thing that a string doesn't work..
[14:28] jonaslund: ryah_: and/or the other typed arrays ?
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[14:28] davidsklar: bogomips2__:  it's better not to use a string in the browser as well — that essential runs eval(), which is not as efficient and could have security problems depending on where your input is coming from
[14:29] bogomips2__: ok thanks a lot
[14:29] davidsklar: n/p :)
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[14:29] coen-hyde: Question: How should I manage sensitive app configs (such as passwords) for separate development and production environments without commiting them into source control? I'm planning on deploying to no.de or nodejitsu
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[14:30] MooGoo: just make sure your config files are being ignored by git
[14:31] jonaslund: your build system could help out with pulling in config from external sources
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[14:31] cryptix: SubStack: im playing with browserify. can i mix the simple and the npm style in the require: list?
[14:31] coen-hyde: jonaslund: ah, that's interesting
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[14:36] cryptix: SubStack: forget about it :) obviously i can
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[14:53] ryah_: jonaslund: yes
[14:53] jonaslund: <3
[14:53] ryah_: but we're really busy doing windows stuff at the moment
[14:53] ryah_: so it might be a while
[14:53] jonaslund: oh about that
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[14:54] ryah_: he's here
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[14:54] jonaslund: yeah just noticed :)
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[15:20] JohnnyL: dag, a couple of days ago, there were only 470 people in here!
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[15:21] mrryanjohnston: JohnnyL: :3
[15:21] mrryanjohnston: it's a revolution
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[15:21] mrryanjohnston: (and probably tons and tons of irc bots)
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[15:25] JohnnyL: mrryanjohnston: i should say so! :)
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[15:26] kjshdfhk: hi JohnnyL mrryanjohnston 
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[15:28] mrryanjohnston: hi kjshdfhk 
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[15:39] sirganya: I'm having trouble with make install... it can't find 'ares_build.h', any idea how I'd fix this? Ubuntu, EC2 Thanks
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[15:41] mrryanjohnston: sirganya: http://packages.ubuntu.com/natty/libc-ares-dev
[15:41] mrryanjohnston: Did you try installing that?
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[15:42] txxt: hi. anyone know what error / dep missing can be this error : http://pastebin.com/pEtyNWd1 when doing "make" to compile NodeJS ? (on a CentOS btw) tks! 
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[15:54] fille: anyone here from israel wanne meet up?
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[16:04] configsys: node.js rules!
[16:04] kjshdfhk: just started but for now I agree
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[16:05] kjshdfhk: hi nopz___ 
[16:06] Bwen: I agree with the rules too
[16:06] Bwen: we should have order -.-
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[16:07] configsys: hex yeah!
[16:08] huge__: I tried to install yui3 which depends on yui3-core
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[16:08] huge__: but everytime I require('yui3').YUI I got the same error
[16:08] huge__: Error: YUI3 Core package was not found; npm install yui3-core
[16:08] configsys: MooGoo: Calvin on vacation?
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[16:08] bradleymeck_: is there a way to get npm to ignore engine compatibility?
[16:09] isaacs: bradleymeck_: --node-version null
[16:09] huge__: use engine: '*' ?
[16:09] bradleymeck_: isaacs <3
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[16:09] MooGoo: configsys: not really I was just messing around with him so I logged him off of most chans
[16:09] configsys: oh
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[16:10] MooGoo: also the nazis at ##javascript dont seem to like bots that are not clearly named
[16:10] MooGoo: .. 5
[16:10] catb0t: 135
[16:10] Bwen: .. 6
[16:10] catb0t: 136
[16:10] configsys: who cares about them when you have #node.js !
[16:10] Bwen: .. I am a banana
[16:10] catb0t: SyntaxError: Unexpected identifier
[16:10] MooGoo: indeed
[16:11] MooGoo: damnit catb0t you still broken
[16:11] MooGoo: I blame it on the sqlite module I'm using
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[16:11] Bwen: is it a node bot? :P
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[16:11] MooGoo: of course
[16:11] configsys: i hope the infinite loop doesn't break him anymore :p
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[16:14] isaacs: rwaldron: yo
[16:14] rwaldron: isaacs hey dude, i actually _just_ sorted it out
[16:14] isaacs: heh
[16:14] isaacs: :)
[16:14] rwaldron: but thank you regardless
[16:15] isaacs: what was it?
[16:15] rwaldron: (for the support invite)
[16:15] rwaldron: this is a relatively newer machine
[16:15] rwaldron: export NODE_PATH=/usr/local/lib/node/
[16:15] rwaldron: duh
[16:15] isaacs: oh, you still on 0.x?
[16:15] MooGoo: sigh still broken
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[16:15] rwaldron: isaacs one sec
[16:16] rwaldron: hm i guess i am
[16:16] rwaldron: ew
[16:16] rwaldron: bummer
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[16:18] isaacs: rwaldron: yeah, local installs are actually way less hard to get right for require()
[16:18] rwaldron: i feel like _such_ a nitwit
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[16:18] rwaldron: upgrading now
[16:18] isaacs: rwaldron: and also, then you don't have to wonder why you installed stuff, since it's right there :)
[16:18] rwaldron: right right
[16:18] isaacs: rwaldron: kewl.  be aware that it deletes everything that was installed with 0.x
[16:18] rwaldron: local is actuall perferred for this project
[16:18] isaacs: make a list when it tells you to make a list :)
[16:18] rwaldron: since i need stuff on the client
[16:18] isaacs: right
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[16:19] rwaldron: all of this is up-to-date on my other machine
[16:19] isaacs: ahh, yeah, multi-machine is tricky
[16:19] rwaldron: i took for granted that I did what I expected myself to do
[16:19] rwaldron: which i didnt do
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[16:20] rwaldron: ok, thanks for your patience as always
[16:20] rwaldron: l8z!
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[16:21] isaacs: np, have fun :)
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[16:24] mrryanjohnston: Feels really cool to know that after not knowing much javascript at all i'm starting to feel 100x more confident with it
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[16:30] softdrink: is anyone using bigtuna with node?
[16:31] configsys: sounds fishy to me
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[16:31] poic: Hi, everybody! I have some troubles when installing Node on Ubuntu 10.04. I get the following error when building: /etc/node/deps/v8/src/hydrogen.cc:6056: internal compiler error: Segmentation fault
[16:31] Draggor: puns are awful, cod it out
[16:31] poic: Any ideas?
[16:32] antlong: hello, I cloned into node, and im attempting an install on RHEL5 but its failing here: http://d.pr/Dd7E
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[16:33] fille: anyone know if there is a  htmlparser module for node.js
[16:33] configsys: antlong: use node 0.4.8, not master
[16:33] antlong: ok thanks configsys 
[16:34] configsys: poic: what arch?
[16:34] configsys: poic: also, what version of node?
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[16:35] fille: looking for  BeautifulSoup for node.js
[16:36] fille: anyone know what im talking about?
[16:36] poic: configsys: arch?
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[16:36] poic: configsys: Latest version I guess. Ran this: git clone --depth 1 https://github.com/joyent/node.git
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[16:36] mrryanjohnston: are there still repl bots in here?
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[16:37] jscheel: fille: check out node-soupselect
[16:37] fille: jscheel thanks mate
[16:37] jscheel: fille: np
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[16:38] configsys: poic: do: `git checkout v0.4.8` and retry compiling
[16:38] configsys: mrryanjohnston: well, there's always v8bot
[16:39] configsys: v8: console.log('lol')
[16:39] v8bot: configsys: "lol"
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[16:39] mrryanjohnston: configsys: :) thanks
[16:39] mrryanjohnston: v8: ()()
[16:39] v8bot: mrryanjohnston: SyntaxError: Unexpected token )
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[16:40] v8bot: Bwen: ReferenceError: _ is not defined
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[16:43] poic: configsys: Got a new error: /etc/node/deps/v8/src/handles.cc: In function 'v8::internal::Handle<v8::internal::Object> v8::internal::DeleteProperty(v8::internal::Handle<v8::internal::JSObject>, v8::internal::Handle<v8::internal::String>)':
[16:43] poic: /etc/node/deps/v8/src/handles.cc:910: internal compiler error: Segmentation fault
[16:44] configsys: poic: what version of gcc are you using?
[16:44] poic: configsys: 4.4.3
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[16:45] mrryanjohnston: Bwen: totes was not going for that :P
[16:45] mrryanjohnston: v8bot: (())()
[16:45] v8bot: mrryanjohnston: Use v8: <code> to evaluate code or "`v commands" for a list of v8bot commands.
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[16:45] mrryanjohnston: oops
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[16:45] mrryanjohnston: v8: (())()
[16:45] v8bot: mrryanjohnston: SyntaxError: Unexpected token )
[16:46] jerrysv: v8: a = /a/g; a('a');
[16:46] v8bot: jerrysv: ["a"]
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[16:47] jshaw: i'm having trouble spawning a process, i keep getting: execvp(): No such file or directory, and the child is exiting with code 127, and a null signal
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[16:51] mrryanjohnston: v8: ()
[16:51] v8bot: mrryanjohnston: SyntaxError: Unexpected token )
[16:51] mrryanjohnston: huh.
[16:51] poic: configsys: ping (or does anyone else got any idea about what's causing my problem?)
[16:51] mrryanjohnston: v8: ();
[16:51] v8bot: mrryanjohnston: SyntaxError: Unexpected token )
[16:51] mrryanjohnston: v8: (6);
[16:51] v8bot: mrryanjohnston: 6
[16:51] mrryanjohnston: v8: (());
[16:51] v8bot: mrryanjohnston: SyntaxError: Unexpected token )
[16:51] mrryanjohnston: v8: ((6));
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[17:03] poic: Will bump my problem again: I have some troubles when installing Node on Ubuntu 10.04. I get the following error when building: /etc/node/deps/v8/src/hydrogen.cc:6056: internal compiler error: Segmentation fault
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[17:18] qbit_: anyone doing stuff with openlayers on serverside node? kinda like : http://erilem.wordpress.com/2010/03/14/server-side-openlayers/
[17:18] qbit_: ?
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[17:22] hydrozen: Hi there. Just wondering, which database is the most used alongside nodejs apps? Is there one where the integration with node.js is much more mature?
[17:22] seanrucker: Anyone know how to get socket.io 0.7 working on Heroku Cedar?
[17:23] RickardL: hydrozen: Depends on what type of database you need
[17:23] RickardL: Relational or NoSQL / Document
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[17:23] RickardL: key value etc..
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[17:23] hydrozen: my needs are pretty simple... I've never used a NoSQL database yet really.
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[17:24] hydrozen: so my first thought was to go with MySQL and sequilize
[17:24] configsys: poic: i'm not sure what to tell you, i build the latest stable version of node regularly on 10.04
[17:24] hydrozen: there wont be much tables that's for sure
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[17:25] RickardL: Well, I see no problem using them
[17:25] hydrozen: how tricky is it to query NoSQL databases
[17:25] RickardL: But I'd recommend trying out mongodb, it's really classy
[17:25] hydrozen: is the workflow that much different?
[17:26] RickardL: no, not much - it's a just a different way of expressing your model
[17:27] nibblebot: you also don't do joins and sometimes need to cobble data structures together app side instead of DB side
[17:27] RickardL: It's making it efficient, which makes it harder
[17:27] ctide: is it possible to attach a connect.session to an express server after the server and endpoints have been defined?
[17:27] ctide: https://gist.github.com/81274b09705e95f0b3f6
[17:27] ctide: i use a start function to pass in various config settings (part of which are used to define where sessions are stored)
[17:28] ctide: but it seems that unless i have the app.use(connect.session) stuff physically above all the endpoints in the file
[17:28] ctide: req.session isn't defined for any requests
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[17:28] ctide: or if what i'm doing isn't possible, how would one go about this?  wrap all the endpoints within the start function?
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[17:29] RickardL: hydrozen, there are a infinite amount of guides and tutorials on how to begin with mongodb + node.js
[17:29] hydrozen: RickardL: yeah i can imagine
[17:30] hydrozen: i was wondering which to try between mongodb, couchdb, redis, etc.
[17:30] hydrozen: so many choices
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[17:30] RickardL: yeah, it's a hard pick, there are some comparisions - but it's up to how you want to use it
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[17:32] poic: configsys: Ok, thank you for your help anyway :)
[17:32] poic: Posted my problem here http://stackoverflow.com/questions/6510658/cant-build-node-js-on-ubuntu-10-04
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[17:33] _beau: im a big mongodb fan, and i've heard great thigns about couch
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[17:34] _beau: redis has its uses, but i tend to stay away from it for my main DB
[17:34] _beau: the pub/sub on it works great :)
[17:35] hydrozen: I also have another architectural question. My app has clients which are all connected via sockets (socket.io). Then, another system needs to talk to my node.js app which will then send messages to some of the clients through the sockets. Should that other system be connected via socket to my nodejs app too, or should I just use a more regular web service in that case?
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[17:37] bradleymeck_: hydrozen depends on if you need duplex connections (bidirectional communication)
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[17:38] hydrozen: bradleymeck_:  no theorically that other system will only send "messages" to the nodejs app, but the nodejs app doesnt need to talk to that other system.
[17:38] _beau: hydrozen: this is what i use redis pub/sub for
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[17:40] hydrozen: _beau: something like https://github.com/maccman/juggernaut ?
[17:40] _beau: yes, but not nearly that complicated
[17:41] _beau: https://github.com/sorensen/aebleskiver/blob/master/lib/backbone-pubsub.js
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[17:41] _beau: is my direct use of it
[17:42] _beau: there is also http://thoonk.com
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[17:42] _beau: which looks promising
[17:43] _beau: i've been pretty impressed with the &yet team, went down to a meetup of theirs a few weeks back, pretty smart cookies
[17:43] Prometheus: zeromq tbh :)
[17:44] Prometheus: much more flexible, blazing fast...
[17:46] tbranyen: zeromq looks great
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[17:47] Prometheus: (and there's a node library!)
[17:48] tbranyen: yea
[17:49] tbranyen: Prometheus: faye looks interesting as well, but not nearly as many libs written
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[17:50] _beau: never found the zermq node lib
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[17:50] RickardL: why not rabbitmq?
[17:51] tbranyen: _beau: heh i found it after looking for about a minute
[17:51] Prometheus: RickardL: it's kind of heavy duty
[17:51] Prometheus: zeromq is much more lower level (kind of like Node)
[17:51] Prometheus: rabbit's overhead is... a lot
[17:51] Prometheus: at least, from my experience :)
[17:52] tbranyen: yeah it looks siginficantly more complex to work with as well
[17:52] RickardL: rabbitmq has great plugins
[17:52] RickardL: random-exchange for example, which can distribute a message to a random queue in a given set of topics
[17:53] RickardL: Solved my problem atleast, for load balancing between agents
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[17:55] RickardL: But as you said, there might a price to pay for that somewhere
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[17:58] sridatta: hey guys, i have a program that deals with many TCP connections. I've called setNoDelay() on all of them but my messages still get split up due to Nagle/buffering
[17:58] jtrally: is anyone here using node-xmpp?
[17:58] sridatta: is there a particular manner in which I must call setnodelay?
[17:58] antlong: help please; npm will not install anything, http://d.pr/kgfq 
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[18:06] RickardL: antlong: See http://help.directadmin.com/item.php?id=220
[18:07] antlong: RickardL: tyvm
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[18:09] RickardL: no problem!
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[18:09] antlong: RickardL: ahh, worked perfectly. :D
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[18:16] oberhamsi_: does node understand package.json's directories.lib? did i miss something? http://pastebin.com/1GqLdSAV can't find a mention of it in node docs
[18:16] bradleymeck_: use main not lib
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[18:18] oberhamsi_: bradleymeck_, okay. there is no way to access any other file in that folder? other than main
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[18:21] bradleymeck_: oberhamsi_ require works just fine
[18:21] bradleymeck_: just relative path it to your main file
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[18:23] oberhamsi_: bradleymeck_, sorry, i'm not sure i understand. what would i do in my example? you mean export other modules in main, right?
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[18:28] bradleymeck_: oberhamsi_ well since the package is not in a node_modules directory it wont be found by node to get the global name "sticky" it will just be a regular require
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[18:32] oberhamsi_: bradleymeck_, sorry... noobe. "/usr/local/lib/node" shows up in require.paths so i thought...
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[18:35] bradleymeck_: oberhamsi? node will check the for a node_modules folder up the directory chain and use that as the local imports, after that there is a global node_modules folder, but you were expecting ...?
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[18:41] oberhamsi_: bradleymeck_, require('stick') works as i would expect. 'stick' is a folder in /usr/local/lib/node/, it has a package.json with "main" set
[18:41] oberhamsi_: but, say, i want to require this file: /usr/local/lib/node/stick/foo/bar.js (which is *not* main). is there a way to do that?
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[18:44] bradleymeck_: oberhamsi_ no, node does not allow rooting folders like that to my knowledge. makes sense though since modules should only have 1 entry point, if you need to make multiple submodules it should probably be split up
[18:44] RobrtPitt: Hey Guys
[18:44] oberhamsi_: bradleymeck_, thank you for answers.
[18:46] Prometheus: RickardL: the thing is, you can make a lot of those things quite easily with zeromq
[18:46] RobrtPitt: Great news about Microsoft contributing to an Open Source project like Node :)
[18:46] Prometheus: it gives you more control, imho
[18:46] Prometheus: granted, if rabbit provides you with something out of the box, might be better to go with :)
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[18:47] skapism: In express.js, if I want to bind static requests to a folder that's not inside the current execution folder (i.e. not something like app.use('/public', express.static(__dirname+'/public')); how would I do that?
[18:48] skapism: specifically, I want to bind to ../public, not to __dirname/public
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[18:48] RobrtPitt: can you not jsut do: express.static('/usr/you/public')
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[18:48] Draggor: RobrtPitt: what'd they do?
[18:49] skapism: I want relative paths though
[18:49] RobrtPitt: then use, ../../../
[18:49] skapism: I tried '../public', that doesn'T work
[18:49] b_erb: excuse my channel abuse, but one question to native english speakers: is "2010-07-17T18:54:11.939Z"
[18:49] b_erb: rather a "time" or a "date" indication? obviously it is both, but i can't find a single term for that 
[18:49] bradleymeck_: skapism path.join(__dirname,'..','public') 
[18:49] RobrtPitt: use require("path") library to find the absolut path from the relative path
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[18:50] skapism: bradleymeck_: lemma try that
[18:50] RobrtPitt: Dragger: In ragards to Microsoft ?
[18:50] Draggor: RobrtPitt: yeah
[18:50] RobrtPitt: There supporting the development of Node on Windows
[18:51] RobrtPitt: Dragger: http://blog.nodejs.org/2011/06/23/porting-node-to-windows-with-microsoft’s-help/
[18:51] Draggor: Oh, interesting
[18:51] _beau: yeah, very cool
[18:51] Draggor: That'll make using node for client apps much much easier
[18:53] RobrtPitt: Well, If they create a a library of IT Tools for organizations running an internal network, such as LDAP Libs etc, then it will take of on windows, but on linux it will always be used for general network and web rather then management
[18:53] Skola: how do I test async fike io? :[]
[18:53] Skola: file*
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[18:54] RobrtPitt: Skola, What you mean ?
[18:54] bradleymeck_: robrtpitt rather than management? we have some IT tools already, are there some you are looking for in particular beyond managing machines / passkeys?
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[18:54] bradleymeck_: Skola, vows or expresso support async testing
[18:54] Skola: ok cheers
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[18:55] RobrtPitt: bradleymeck_: mainly i was thinking about manageming systems such as Active Directory, Exchange, Cisco and Phone systems, Reporting tools etc (Windows mainly)
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[18:56] tjholowaychuk: fuck
[18:56] tjholowaychuk: stupid canada
[18:56] RobrtPitt: tjholowaychuk: lol, Whats up
[18:56] Draggor: tjholowaychuk: Yeah, I'm about to go there
[18:56] tjholowaychuk: wrong channel
[18:56] tjholowaychuk: haha
[18:56] tjholowaychuk: my bad
[18:57] RickardL: Prometheus: Interesting, do you know of any implementation of load balancing with zeromq, among consumers?
[18:57] Prometheus: hang on
[18:58] Draggor: tjholowaychuk: Still doesn't quell the curiosity, heh
[18:58] configsys: yeah! screw canada!
[18:58] configsys: :-D
[18:58] RickardL: lol
[18:59] tjholowaychuk: i'm too late for my hst housing rebate
[18:59] bradleymeck_: robrtpitt most of those are not really priorities, compared to applications that are deployed as services, I would write bindings to things but the windows dll loader does make things interesting when trying to pull in c++ modules for node
[18:59] Prometheus: RickardL: http://nichol.as/zeromq-an-introduction and http://zguide.zeromq.org/page:all mention a good bunch of information on load balancing and such
[18:59] Prometheus: well, mostly the second one
[18:59] Prometheus: that first one is just a really good introduction
[18:59] niftylettuce: tjholowaychuk: heres the workflow https://gist.github.com/21ae54bade48c8c39443 -- any <input />?
[19:00] configsys: i think there is an ldap module for node at least
[19:00] configsys: and cisco stuff is fairly easy.... depending on what you're doing i guess
[19:00] niftylettuce: tjholowaychuk: some say in #git I shouldn't do --squash
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[19:00] tjholowaychuk: i've never even seen --squash
[19:01] configsys: --squish
[19:01] configsys: :-D
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[19:01] RickardL: *reading*
[19:01] RobrtPitt: bradleymeck_: So hopefully the development of node.exe will improve the way libraries are created, meaning that some things that are not priorities may become more used. 
[19:01] configsys: --pulverize
[19:01] Prometheus: I think squash is pretty new stuff
[19:01] Prometheus: relatively :)
[19:01] tjholowaychuk: what does it do
[19:01] niftylettuce: " squash removes any linkage between your original branch and the commit you made on the other branch."
[19:02] tjholowaychuk: niftylettuce i just use git-extra's feature etc stuff. like $ git feature my-feature; git feature finish my-feature
[19:02] tjholowaychuk: nothing fancy
[19:02] niftylettuce: tjholowaychuk: yeah i was looking at your repo for that
[19:02] mrryanjohnston: howdy, tjholowaychuk! :)
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[19:02] tjholowaychuk: yo
[19:02] configsys: RobrtPitt: i think the problem may be that a lot of that extra libs that will come with windows may be sync
[19:02] Prometheus: tjholowaychuk: git-flow?
[19:02] tjholowaychuk: meh
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[19:03] configsys: and as sonic says, "that's no good!"
[19:03] tjholowaychuk: dont really need stuff like that, I have aliases for everything so it doesnt matter much $ gcob my-feature etc
[19:03] tjholowaychuk: ugly
[19:03] tjholowaychuk: but it's fast and works
[19:03] Prometheus: right
[19:03] Prometheus: git doesn't handle slashes very well in branch names :)
[19:04] Prometheus: at least, without that stuff
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[19:04] tjholowaychuk: git flow feature start foo
[19:04] tjholowaychuk: is pretty verbose
[19:04] tjholowaychuk: gffs foo
[19:04] tjholowaychuk: haha
[19:04] tjholowaychuk: i dunno
[19:04] RobrtPitt: config, that's a good point, im not 100% tech head when it cmes to the way windows kernal handles event's etc, but im sure they will be more information released at a later data.
[19:06] niftylettuce: gffffffffffffffffff
[19:06] configsys: well, i mean you can do async stuff in windows, as libuv is evidence of that. however, you can't assume that some random windows or other libraries are async
[19:06] configsys: such as an ldap client and whatnot
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[19:06] Prometheus: tjholowaychuk: btw, awesome work you've put out
[19:06] Prometheus: it's pretty amazing how much different tools and such you have out there
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[19:06] tjholowaychuk: thanks man
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[19:07] chjj: long shot, anyone know how to parse a wps file?
[19:07] RobrtPitt: Well LDAP Is just a protocol right, it should work in the same way as HTTP, Where you you tell the kernal to send some info, and wwhen a packet comes in to fire an event
[19:08] RobrtPitt: wps = failed word document
[19:08] bradleymeck_: true but some libraries explicitly expect threads and purposefully try to kill the thread on error (example: libgmp)
[19:08] chjj: yes it is
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[19:08] CIA-104: libuv: 03Ryan Dahl 07master * r796621c 10/ (test/test-gethostbyname.c uv-unix.c uv-unix.h): Implement c-ares on unix. - http://bit.ly/jXhssh
[19:08] CIA-104: libuv: 03Ryan Dahl 07master * r5785961 10/ (uv-common.c uv-win.c uv-win.h uv.h uv-common.h): uv_ares utility methods put into new uv-common.c file - http://bit.ly/jFdnyO
[19:09] tjholowaychuk: woah
[19:09] tjholowaychuk: haven't seen a commit in here for a while
[19:09] chjj: i have a corrupt wps file, has data in it i need, i went through it and dropped all the nul or non-ascii bytes, theres some sembelance of what was there
[19:09] RobrtPitt: bradleymeck_: yea, but if the libraries was written from scratch inside node without using the native ldap_suite.dll file, and using the RFC And barbone sockets and what not, then should be able to be ported as expected right
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[19:09] bradleymeck_: robrtpitt in theory
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[19:10] RobrtPitt: bradleymeck_: yea speculation will be the death of us all lol
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[19:11] bradleymeck_: the windows loader is waaay different than unix so getting c++ stuff to be 100% on windows is a nightmare
[19:11] CIA-104: libuv: 03Ryan Dahl 07master * r5b7cfe4 10/ test/benchmark-sizes.c : unbreak 'make bench' - http://bit.ly/lgG7Pv
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[19:11] RobrtPitt: well, If Ryan takes a large active support in the microsoft team then he may learn them 1 or 2 things about speed and performance, who knows hehe
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[19:13] Draggor: That's what forking is for :3
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[19:14] configsys: wps = word perfect document?
[19:14] configsys: :p
[19:14] RobrtPitt: :>
[19:14] chapel: tjholowaychuk++
[19:14] v8bot:  chapel has given a beer to tjholowaychuk. tjholowaychuk now has 37 beers.
[19:14] chapel: git-extras looks awesome
[19:14] tjholowaychuk: beer?
[19:14] tjholowaychuk: ah
[19:14] tjholowaychuk: :D
[19:15] tjholowaychuk: I want percentages for git-summary!
[19:15] RobrtPitt: someone give me a bear :)
[19:15] tjholowaychuk: then i'll be happy
[19:15] tjholowaychuk: RobrtPitt++
[19:15] v8bot:  tjholowaychuk has given a beer to RobrtPitt. RobrtPitt now has 1 beers.
[19:15] configsys: chjj: is it a binary or xml word file?
[19:15] tjholowaychuk: ++RobertPitt
[19:15] RobrtPitt: w00t
[19:15] tjholowaychuk: fail
[19:15] RobrtPitt: lol
[19:15] tjholowaychuk: postfix only
[19:15] RobrtPitt: tjholowaychuk--
[19:15] v8bot:  tjholowaychuk is getting too many beers.  Don't let tjholowaychuk get drunk!
[19:15] RobrtPitt: lol
[19:15] tjholowaychuk: RobrtPitt += 5
[19:15] configsys: tjholowaychuk -= canada
[19:16] tjholowaychuk: haha
[19:16] tjholowaychuk: canada--
[19:16] v8bot:  tjholowaychuk has taken a beer from canada. canada now has -1 beers.
[19:16] configsys: !!
[19:16] Murvin: tjholowaychuk: may be not beer.. but *other* stuff. lol
[19:16] RobrtPitt: (tjholowaychuk++)++
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[19:16] tjholowaychuk:  ++
[19:16] tjholowaychuk: damn
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[19:17] michigan101: https://market.android.com/details?id=com.game.WarStrategy
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[19:19] RobrtPitt: v8bot: function beers(user){this.beers = 0; this.user = user}; beers.prototype.add = function(howmany){this.beers += howmany; console.log(this.user + " now has " + this.beers + " beers");}; Beer = new beets("RobertPitt")l Beers.add(22);
[19:19] v8bot: RobrtPitt: Use v8: <code> to evaluate code or "`v commands" for a list of v8bot commands.
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[19:19] RobrtPitt: v8: function beers(user){this.beers = 0; this.user = user}; beers.prototype.add = function(howmany){this.beers += howmany; console.log(this.user + " now has " + this.beers + " beers");}; Beer = new beets("RobertPitt")l Beers.add(22);
[19:19] v8bot: RobrtPitt: SyntaxError: Unexpected identifier
[19:19] RobrtPitt: mweh, cba lol
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[19:20] RobrtPitt: v8: function beers(user){this.beers = 0; this.user = user}; beers.prototype.add = function(howmany){this.beers += howmany; console.log(this.user + " now has " + this.beers + " beers");}; Beer = new beets("RobertPitt"); Beers.add(22);
[19:20] v8bot: RobrtPitt: ReferenceError: beets is not defined
[19:20] RobrtPitt: v8: function beers(user){this.beers = 0; this.user = user}; beers.prototype.add = function(howmany){this.beers += howmany; console.log(this.user + " now has " + this.beers + " beers");}; Beer = new beers("RobertPitt"); Beers.add(22);
[19:20] v8bot: RobrtPitt: ReferenceError: Beers is not defined
[19:20] RobrtPitt: v8: function beers(user){this.beers = 0; this.user = user}; beers.prototype.add = function(howmany){this.beers += howmany; console.log(this.user + " now has " + this.beers + " beers");}; var Beer = new beers("RobertPitt"); Beers.add(22);
[19:20] v8bot: RobrtPitt: ReferenceError: Beers is not defined
[19:20] Prometheus: uhm
[19:20] Prometheus: =P
[19:20] halfhalo-mobile: well then
[19:20] RobrtPitt: v8: function beers(user){this.beers = 0; this.user = user}; beers.prototype.add = function(howmany){this.beers += howmany; console.log(this.user + " now has " + this.beers + " beers");}; var Beer = new beers("RobertPitt"); Beer.add(22);
[19:20] v8bot: RobrtPitt: "RobertPitt now has 22 beers"
[19:21] RobrtPitt: woot
[19:21] RobrtPitt: v8: Beer.add(2)
[19:21] v8bot: RobrtPitt: ReferenceError: Beer is not defined
[19:21] mrryanjohnston: 
ACTION sad horn

[19:22] RickardL: yes :/
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[19:22] RickardL: A world without beer, I'd kill my process
[19:23] thejh: v8: console
[19:23] v8bot: thejh: {log:function (x){console.out.push(pp…,out:[]}
[19:23] thejh: v8: require
[19:23] v8bot: thejh: ReferenceError: require is not defined
[19:23] configsys: just v8, no node
[19:23] configsys: :)
[19:23] RobrtPitt: lol
[19:23] thejh: humm...
[19:24] thejh: v8: debug
[19:24] v8bot: thejh: ReferenceError: debug is not defined
[19:24] Bonuspunkt: well its node but sandboxed
[19:24] RobrtPitt: v8: this
[19:24] v8bot: RobrtPitt: {console:{log:function (x){console.out.push(pp…,out:[]},print:function print(x){console.log(x)…,pp:function pp(o,depth){return pp_r…,pp_r:function pp_r(o,d){var a=[],p if…}
[19:24] mrryanjohnston: isn't require a connect thing?
[19:24] Skola: nope
[19:24] Bonuspunkt: no
[19:24] configsys: require is a node thing
[19:24] mrryanjohnston: orly
[19:24] Bonuspunkt: ya rly
[19:24] RobrtPitt: v8: pp(this,10);
[19:24] v8bot: RobrtPitt: "{console:{log:function (x){console.out.push(pp…,out:[]},print:function print(x){console.log(x)…,pp:function pp(o,depth){return pp_r…,pp_r:function pp_r(o,d){var a=[],p if…}"
[19:24] configsys: if it's sandboxed, it's not node
[19:24] configsys: ;-)
[19:25] RobrtPitt: v8: this.pp
[19:25] v8bot: RobrtPitt: function pp(o,depth){return pp_r…
[19:25] fwg: you can also QUERY the bot
[19:25] mrryanjohnston: I guess I'm just confused as to what connect does special... does it just add middleware capabilities
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[19:25] RobrtPitt: v8: this.pp_r(this,10)
[19:25] v8bot: RobrtPitt: "{console:{log:function (x){console.out.push(pp…,out:[]},print:function print(x){console.log(x)…,pp:function pp(o,depth){return pp_r…,pp_r:function pp_r(o,d){var a=[],p if…}"
[19:25] thejh: fwg, already figured that out
[19:25] configsys: v8: "i gotta go".pp()
[19:25] v8bot: configsys: TypeError: Object i gotta go has no method 'pp'
[19:25] configsys: :-D
[19:26] Skola: :p
[19:26] mrryanjohnston: lol I get it
[19:26] mrryanjohnston: oh
[19:26] Bonuspunkt: v8: var howToAnnoy = "THIS IS ANNOYING "; setInterval(function() { console.log(howToAnnoy += howToAnnoy) }, 500)
[19:26] v8bot: Bonuspunkt: ReferenceError: setInterval is not defined
[19:26] Bonuspunkt: D:
[19:26] mrryanjohnston: at first I was like "what does .pp do and why is he trying to do it on a string?"
[19:26] RobrtPitt: v8: console.out
[19:26] v8bot: RobrtPitt: []
[19:27] RobrtPitt: v8: pp_r(console.out,2)
[19:27] v8bot: RobrtPitt: "[]"
[19:27] RobrtPitt: v8: pp_r(console.out)
[19:27] v8bot: RobrtPitt: "..."
[19:27] configsys: mrryanjohnston: you cannot pp on a string :-D
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[19:27] Bonuspunkt: v8: var howToAnnoy = "THIS IS ANNOYING "; while(true) console.log(howToAnnoy += howToAnnoy)
[19:27] v8bot: Bonuspunkt: 
[19:27] mrryanjohnston: configsys: you silly
[19:27] RobrtPitt: v8: this
[19:27] v8bot: RobrtPitt: {console:{log:function (x){console.out.push(pp…,out:[]},print:function print(x){console.log(x)…,pp:function pp(o,depth){return pp_r…,pp_r:function pp_r(o,d){var a=[],p if…}
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[19:28] Prometheus: is there a competition about who can break that first?
[19:28] RobrtPitt: it removes whats in the condition brackets :(
[19:28] RobrtPitt: Prometheus: maybe.... lol
[19:28] configsys: v8: while(true);
[19:28] v8bot: configsys: Error: Timeout
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[19:28] configsys: yay
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[19:28] RobrtPitt: and were not breaking it, were bug testing
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[19:29] Prometheus: mmhmm =P
[19:29] rixius: is there an equivelent to getopts in POSIX or OptionParser in ruby from npm?
[19:29] rixius: that someone would like to suggest
[19:29] Skola: we've already broken it before
[19:29] mrryanjohnston: v8: "Is this a bug?" || false
[19:29] v8bot: mrryanjohnston: "Is this a bug?"
[19:29] Skola: so you don't have to prove it again, thx
[19:29] mrryanjohnston: v8: "Is this a bug?"==true || false
[19:29] v8bot: mrryanjohnston: false
[19:29] seawise: Google+ looks pretty good http://googleblog.blogspot.com/2011/06/introducing-google-project-real-life.html
[19:29] mrryanjohnston: well, there you have it
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[19:30] mrryanjohnston: v8: "Is this a bug?"!==undefined || false
[19:30] v8bot: mrryanjohnston: true
[19:30] configsys: rixius: https://github.com/joyent/node/wiki/modules#parsers-commandline
[19:30] mrryanjohnston: Can I argue that that's a paradox?
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[19:31] thejh: would v8bot be kicket because of excess flood if i typed "v8: while (true) { console.log("hello"); }"?
[19:31] thejh: *kicked
[19:31] AvianFlu: mrryanjohnston: you used an OR, and made one side true.  not a paradox.
[19:31] configsys: thejh: no
[19:31] thejh: v8: while (true) { console.log("hello"); }
[19:31] v8bot: thejh: Error: Timeout
[19:31] Bonuspunkt: v8: (![]+[])[+[]]+([][+[]]+[])[+[]]+([][+[]]+[])[+[]+!![]]
[19:31] v8bot: Bonuspunkt: "fun"
[19:32] rixius: Bonuspunkt: that's just ECMAScript hackery and enjoyable
[19:32] AvianFlu: Bonuspunkt: wtf!?
[19:32] xerox: Bonuspunkt: whaaat
[19:32] rixius: and thanks configsys 
[19:32] rixius: v8bot: ![]
[19:32] v8bot: rixius: Use v8: <code> to evaluate code or "`v commands" for a list of v8bot commands.
[19:32] Bonuspunkt: rixius just copy pasted it, got a link so i can look it up how it works?
[19:32] fwg: god suprising that there are still people that don't know that
[19:33] xerox: ah
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[19:33] thejh: that works because you can get the window by calling certain functions of arrays with this=null
[19:33] xerox: stringifies 'false'
[19:33] RobrtPitt: v8: (![]+[])[+[]]+([][+[]]+[])[+[]]+([][+[]]+[])[+[]+!![]]
[19:33] v8bot: RobrtPitt: "fun"
[19:33] RobrtPitt: kool
[19:33] xerox: v8: ![]
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[19:33] RobrtPitt: v8: !!!![]
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[19:33] rixius: v8bot: (![]+[])[+[]]
[19:33] v8bot: rixius: Use v8: <code> to evaluate code or "`v commands" for a list of v8bot commands.
[19:34] xerox: v8: "false"[+[]]
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[19:34] rixius: v8: (![]+[])[+[]]
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[19:34] rixius: like I said standard ECMAScript hackery
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[19:35] RobrtPitt: v8: (![])+[+[]]
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[19:35] RobrtPitt: v8: clear
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[19:39] kohai: @fran_mosteiro Además, este IDE debe de ser cojonudo para hacer node.js "for example" .... http://cloud9ide.com/ /c @asiermarques @andoniarroyo (Tweet: http://bit.ly/jXLoik)
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[19:41] mrryanjohnston: AvianFlu: no fun :p
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[19:41] AvianFlu: lol
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[19:42] RickardL: haha
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[19:43] mrryanjohnston: seawise: good find with the google+ thing
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[19:43] mrryanjohnston: looks like it'll really add some cool functionality to android stuff
[19:44] kohai: @Tropo [New Blog Post] Telephony Black Magic with Tropo, Node.js and Redis. http://blog.tropo.com/2011/06/28/telephony-black-magic-with-tropo-node-js-and-redis/ #nodejs #redis #nosql #javascript #php (Tweet: http://bit.ly/j68Bl6)
[19:44] seawise: yeah, thinking I should by Android phone
[19:44] mrryanjohnston: seawise: you totally should
[19:44] tjholowaychuk: seawise noooo
[19:44] seawise: I'm on iPhone right now ;)
[19:44] mrryanjohnston: ah
[19:44] tjholowaychuk: i cant stand my android
[19:44] mrryanjohnston: to each their own
[19:45] mrryanjohnston: why not, tjholowaychuk 
[19:45] tjholowaychuk: feels clunky, reasonably slow, terrible design, app market is brutal
[19:45] halfhalo-mobile: 
ACTION puts in the obligatory webos +1

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[19:46] mrryanjohnston: I mean
[19:46] mrryanjohnston: without getting to debates/flame wars/fanboy wars
[19:46] mrryanjohnston: I <3 google
[19:46] mrryanjohnston: and <3 my nexus s
[19:46] tjholowaychuk: for sure, im not a fanboy of anything, it's just very poor quality IMO, expected more from google
[19:46] ctide: yeah
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[19:46] ctide: i gave android a year and a half
[19:47] ctide: before i went back to iphone
[19:47] ctide: because the OS just feels terrible
[19:47] halfhalo-mobile: I did android for a while with an epic 4g.  loved the screen, hated the os.  Then I wen to a samsung focus.  Loved the os, loved the screen, but needed more multitasking.   and so now I'm back with my lovely little hp veer.
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[19:53] kohai: @micahsays 6 Must Have Node.js Modules - blog.nodejitsu.com - scaling node.js applications one callback at a time. -  http://blog.nodejitsu.com/6-must-have-nodejs-modules (Tweet: http://bit.ly/iR7GG1)
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[19:56] Tobsn: does anyone know about a SQL parser implemented in JS?
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[19:58] kohai: @NodeKohai nyancat.js - it's Nyancat on your CLI! (Tweet: http://bit.ly/kxD9WF)
[19:58] eazyigz: Hello.  I am having issues establishing an authenticated connection with node-mongodb-native.  I keep getting an error "auth fails".
[19:58] eazyigz: I cannot locate anything related to fixing this error in the node-mongodb-native google group
[19:58] eazyigz: i know that my credentials are right because I can connect from PHP
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[19:58] eazyigz: has anybody had a similar issue?
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[20:02] jonaslund: Tobsn: what do you need it for ?
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[20:02] Tobsn: well
[20:02] Tobsn: parsing SQL strings obviously ;)
[20:03] seawise: what Android phone is best on the market right now?
[20:03] jonaslund: seawise: best to use or best to dev on ?
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[20:03] seawise: why if differs?
[20:03] seawise: it differs?
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[20:04] jonaslund: if you wanna dev you should get the shitties thing available with the crappiest firmware
[20:04] jonaslund: and if it works there you'll have a good chance of having it working decently on other phones
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[20:04] seawise: actually I need phone to dev and to be updated with what Android platform can offer
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[20:04] asdadsadqq: hi all
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[20:04] jonaslund: 
ACTION curses at google for redoing sun's j2me misstakes all over

[20:04] asdadsadqq: graph oriented nosql for nodejs, what is your advise ?
[20:05] jonaslund: seawise: i'm dead serious at my statement
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[20:06] jonaslund: seawise: many vendors never ships upgrades to their phones, so your app won't work on those if you use up to date features
[20:06] asdadsadqq: neo4j REST ?
[20:06] Tobsn: yep
[20:06] Tobsn: neo is good
[20:06] Tobsn: there is also the other one
[20:06] seawise: okay, I need Android supporting HTML5 and WebSockets
[20:06] Tobsn: what was it called...
[20:06] kohai: @heuvox Telephony Black Magic with Tropo, Node.js and Redis: In a previous post and screencast on this blog, I demonstra... http://blog.tropo.com/2011/06/28/telephony-black-magic-with-tropo-node-js-and-redis/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+tropo+%28The+Tropo+Blog%29 (Tweet: http://bit.ly/kvgTYL)
[20:06] kohai: @speechconnecti Telephony Black Magic with Tropo, Node.js and Redis http://blog.tropo.com/2011/06/28/telephony-black-magic-with-tropo-node-js-and-redis/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+tropo+%28The+Tropo+Blog%29 (Tweet: http://bit.ly/jgtgus)
[20:06] Tobsn: flux, fluid
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[20:06] asdadsadqq: the other ones are for ruby or java for all Ive googled
[20:07] seawise: kay, I need Android supporting HTML5 and WebSockets - best and worst available for that?
[20:07] Tobsn: FlockDB
[20:07] jonaslund: seawise: ah well.. if you're doing web you might go with any phone really iguess
[20:07] asdadsadqq: Tobsn: ty Ill have a look
[20:07] asdadsadqq: Flockdb is ruby no ?
[20:07] jonaslund: Tobsn: no way you can tell why you need a sql parser?
[20:08] Tobsn: jonaslund, i want to parse it to analyse and optimize the queries
[20:08] jonaslund: making a database engine ?
[20:08] Tobsn: no
[20:08] Tobsn: not at all
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[20:08] Tobsn: more like a wrapper
[20:08] Tobsn: damnit what was that graph db
[20:08] Tobsn: they have a green website
[20:09] kohai: @tkareine had a blast meeting the #geekcollision people for the first time! also, learned new node.js tricks from @EsaMatti's great demo. :) (Tweet: http://bit.ly/mSC6G8)
[20:09] Tobsn: can someone turn off kohai
[20:09] seawise: okay, I'm doing web, what's the best Android phone on the market?
[20:09] seawise: Samsung?
[20:09] seawise: HTC?
[20:09] seawise: Google?
[20:09] kmiyashiro: google doesn't make phones
[20:09] tjholowaychuk: definitely not my HTC
[20:09] asdadsadqq: google makes TV
[20:10] tjholowaychuk: samsung's might be decent, i love their tvs
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[20:10] asdadsadqq: last HTC and Samsung are great
[20:10] jonaslund: Isn't HTC the only maker that actually upgrades their firmwares ?
[20:10] jonaslund: 
ACTION had some old HTC winphone that had really shitty HW though

[20:10] jonaslund: but that was like 5 years ago
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[20:11] Tobsn: hmm google has a new layout
[20:11] Tobsn: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1656816/Screenshots/qwrjq1kjgm1_.png
[20:12] Prometheus: google 2.0
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[20:12] asdadsadqq: hey hi, graph oriented nosql for nodejs, what is your advise ?
[20:12] asdadsadqq: woops
[20:12] jonaslund: i also get that when i'm logged in
[20:12] Tobsn: asdadsadqq, try out NEO
[20:12] Tobsn: thats probably your best bet
[20:13] asdadsadqq: ah ty
[20:13] Tobsn: but i cant remember that other one...
[20:13] codehero1: Hi all, I am trying to run "npm install express" on cygwin, but npm just hangs
[20:13] asdadsadqq: ill try one, I could change after anyway
[20:13] asdadsadqq: not a big deal
[20:13] asdadsadqq: ty again
[20:13] Murvin: anyone use connect-gzip for their static js file?
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[20:16] Murvin: if I do this:  gzip.staticGzip(__dirname + '/public', {matchType:/javascript/});   will it create a physical file in public folder? or just in memory?  will the zipped content be cached?
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[20:17] simenbrekken: Anyone know if Mongoose adds any siginificant overhead over just using the deafult native mongodb driver?
[20:17] Tobsn: asdadsadqq
[20:17] Tobsn: http://www.graph-database.org/
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[20:17] Tobsn: thats a nice resource
[20:18] Prometheus: tjholowaychuk: for some reason, accessing your blog generated 2 different looking error pages
[20:18] asdadsadqq: Tobsn: got it
[20:18] Prometheus: though it loads now
[20:18] tjholowaychuk: woah
[20:18] tjholowaychuk: weird
[20:18] tjholowaychuk: it's tumblr so probably haha
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[20:19] Prometheus: I didn't know they had a different error page for different kind of "oh shit the servers are burning" situation :)
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[20:21] Murvin: got some questions about serving static assets, like js, css .   I'm using express.js    so, if I manually gzip the js and put it into the public  folder,   if someone request myscript.js ,  will the uncompress myscript.js be served, or myscript.gz ?
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[20:22] eazyigz: has anybody used node-mongodb-native with username/password credentials?
[20:22] Murvin: nodeeazyigz: yes. few months ago
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[20:24] eazyigz: Murvin: it throws an error 'auth fails'.  But that error is not part of node-mongodb-native, I grepped it!
[20:24] Murvin: eazyigz:  r u using replica set?
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[20:24] Tobsn: asdadsadqq
[20:25] Tobsn: found it
[20:25] Tobsn: www.elasticsearch.org
[20:25] eazyigz: Murvin: i did not know I was supposed to.  What is it/?
[20:25] Tobsn: but its not graph its fulltext
[20:25] asdadsadqq: :)
[20:25] Murvin: eazyigz:  so, for your mongodb, u only have one master process. no replica set?
[20:26] eazyigz: Murvin: i have no idea.  This db is on a different server, and I can connect to it from PHP just fine.
[20:26] eazyigz: Only with this damn module I can't
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[20:27] Murvin: ask whoever create the mongoDB.  there are problems if replica set with login/password. see if that's the case.
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[20:28] Murvin: eazyigz: otherwise, in your node, after you db = new Db( .... ), you just need to do   db.authenticate(user, pass, function() {} );
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[20:29] Murvin: anyone can answer my question about gzip static assets? :)
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[20:29] eazyigz: Murvin: that is the code I am using, but getting an error
[20:29] eazyigz: i guess i will find out about replica set
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[20:29] eazyigz: but i find it weird that I can connect just fine from PHP, but not with node-mongodb-native
[20:29] Murvin: eazyigz: yes.. that's similar to the problem I had before.
[20:30] eazyigz: Murvin: I will try mongoskin, have you heard of it
[20:31] Murvin: no
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[20:31] Murvin: i am using mongoose
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[20:32] eazyigz: Murvin: doesn't mongoose require you to define a schema before you connect?  That would be a big problem for me, since I do not know the schema
[20:32] eazyigz: and the schema can change any time
[20:32] eazyigz: whole point of mongodb is to be flexible, not like the rigid relational databases used to be
[20:32] Murvin: yes.. in this case, u have to do native
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[20:33] Murvin: depending on the application.  no definitely good or bad about it.
[20:33] Murvin: whatever tool that can simplify your life is the best tool. :)
[20:34] niftylettuce: Prometheus: github has a unicorn on error :)!!
[20:34] Prometheus: niftylettuce: aye, but you rarely see it ;P
[20:35] AvianFlu: I vastly prefer the github 404 page
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[20:38] isaacs: Anyone have trouble building master on OS X?  I'm getting this: Unable to install the file 'deps/uv/c-ares/ares_build.h' (not found in dir:///Users/isaacs/dev-src/js/node)
[20:39] zpao: isaacs: just built fine here (not a clobber though)
[20:39] isaacs: hrm.
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[20:40] bradleymeck_: isaacs rerun make
[20:40] isaacs: bradleymeck_: yeah, same.
[20:40] bradleymeck_: dependency ordering is jacked
[20:40] isaacs: bradleymeck_: doing a distclean and re-trying
[20:40] isaacs: also tried manually making in deps/uv first
[20:40] bradleymeck_: i reran w/o a distclean to get it to work
[20:40] isaacs: weird
[20:41] isaacs: race condition?
[20:41] bradleymeck_: dont think so
[20:41] bradleymeck_: i think its some kinda circular dep, but didnt go into it
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[20:41] marak: jerrysv: AvianFlu says your commit was whack
[20:41] marak: he's fixing it atm :-D
[20:42] jerrysv: marak: whack in what way?
[20:42] jerrysv: avianflu: whack in what way?
[20:42] marak: jerrysv: i think he's pushing commit so you can see, just messed up order of operations
[20:42] marak: and wrong logic? i dunno
[20:42] marak: probably was close
[20:42] AvianFlu: the kohai code is hard to read, so I don't really blame you
[20:43] AvianFlu: I'll show you in a minute
[20:43] jerrysv: marak: huh. i tested it outside of the bot, but wasn't able to test it inside the bot
[20:43] jerrysv: you folks need more tests :)
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[20:43] jerrysv: (i'm always happy to fix a whack commit, btw, you just need to call me out on it)
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[20:45] Tobsn: http://www.google.com/+/demo/
[20:45] marak: jerrysv: commit coming
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[20:45] Tobsn: ah i see where that new google UI scheme comes from
[20:45] jerrysv: marak: k k
[20:45] jerrysv: pins and freeken needles
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[20:48] isaacs: oh, weird, distclean and re-make works
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[20:48] isaacs: ahhhh... nvm.
[20:48] isaacs: it's the "install" bit that fails.
[20:48] isaacs: Unable to install the file 'deps/uv/c-ares/ares_build.h' (not found in dir:///Users/isaacs/dev-src/js/node)
[20:48] isaacs: piscisaureus: you around?
[20:48] isaacs: ryah_: ?
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[20:51] jerrysv: marak: you recover from the bitcoin plunge?
[20:51] simenbrekken: I'm trying to split up my 10 or so routes into "controllers", I have e.g one that's named ticket that is set up as: app.post('/api/ticket/locate', ticket.locate). How would I share resources between modules? Like a database connection
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[20:53] jerrysv: avianflu: was it the while(match(tweetMsg)) ?
[20:54] AvianFlu: it actually wasn't
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[20:54] AvianFlu: that made me go "whoa!" for a second, but I didn't mind that
[20:54] AvianFlu: you actually put that check after the tweet got sent to the channel :-P
[20:54] dve: how do I encode a string to base64?  do I have to use cypto?
[20:55] isaacs: dve: base64str = new Buffer(str).toString("base64")
[20:55] dve: UTF8 string
[20:55] dve: isaacs: gracias!
[20:55] isaacs: where "str" is your string, of course
[20:55] AvianFlu: I have the testing bot up with the fixes now, as soon as I'm confident I didn't break something else I'll push them
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[20:56] jerrysv: avianflu: ha! awesome!
[20:56] jerrysv: avianflu: entirely my bad
[20:56] AvianFlu: like I said, that bot can be hard to read
[20:56] AvianFlu: my first node project lol
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[20:57] dve: isaacs: if im doing it a lot, is that sample still the best method?
[20:57] AvianFlu: with lots of props to bradleymeck, whose code from another bot was the starting point
[20:57] jerrysv: avianflu: mutual forgiveness then? all made up?
[20:57] dve: i.e doing it 1000 times in a loop
[20:57] AvianFlu: oh yeah, it's all good
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[20:57] isaacs: dve: it's a pretty fast operation.
[20:57] jerrysv: still think it's a good addition
[20:57] bradleymeck_: [btoa,atob] == base64 goodness
[20:57] bradleymeck_: but not for buffers
[20:58] jerrysv: just wish it would have been easier to plop it in after the unshorten
[20:58] isaacs: dve: if you find that it's actually a place where your app is spending a signifcant portion of its time, then you can investigate other options.
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[20:58] isaacs: dve: imo, best to do it the simple way first, and only complicate if necessary.
[20:58] dve: isaacs: wise words... thankyou
[21:00] isaacs: np
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[21:05] dve: while im on encoding... are there any base62 encode/decode modules? a quick search hasnt turned anything up. 
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[21:05] zpao: isaacs: can you handle pull requests? dve reminded me of a pull request waiting for somebody to look at
[21:05] isaacs: dve: base62?  no, i don't think so
[21:05] dve: also are there any strong arguements against base62
[21:05] isaacs: dve: well, base64 is much more common
[21:06] isaacs: zpao: yeah, i can.
[21:06] isaacs: zpao: but usually i don't act unilaterally unless it's code that i own
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[21:07] zpao: isaacs: understandably. we've just had this sitting around for going on 2 months with no comment from anybody either direction (https://github.com/joyent/node/pull/1021)
[21:08] isaacs: zpao: yeah, we're a little behind
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[21:08] zpao: too many contributions is not the most terrible problem to have :)
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[21:11] Tobsn: `3E: dont hate ;)
[21:11] `3E: but it's soo ugly
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[21:11] `3E: http://cl.ly/1l0P1O0G1N352q0T0W2D look at that show!
[21:11] `3E: shadow*
[21:12] Tobsn: lol
[21:12] Tobsn: i guess they arent done yet
[21:12] jerrysv: yeah, and it keeps working and not working for me
[21:12] Tobsn: btw. you saw the invite think?
[21:12] Tobsn: https://services.google.com/fb/forms/googleplus/
[21:12] Tobsn: "First Name"
[21:12] Tobsn: lol
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[21:12] Tobsn: btw.
[21:12] Tobsn: http://googleblog.blogspot.com/
[21:12] Tobsn: they have a post on it
[21:13] CIA-104: node: 03Henry Rawas 07master * r9135ef3 10/ (3 files): Fix the MinGW build - http://bit.ly/jSqD0j
[21:13] Tobsn: i love how they compare the new one to the first real layout
[21:13] `3E: Tobsn iknw.. Google Profiles is not available for your organization.
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[21:14] rixius: I'm tring for some 140byt.es, and I'm down to 152 caharacters, Wanted to see if anyone else notices somethign I could do to optimize it more
[21:14] rixius: ^^ https://gist.github.com/2820e931faf44c413f50
[21:14] CIA-104: node: 03Henry Rawas 07master * r4e1e60f 10/ (3 files): Fix the MinGW build - http://bit.ly/j5j4ex
[21:14] jerrysv: `3E odd, my hosted has the black bar, my gmail doesn't
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[21:16] Tobsn: rixius, where is a coming from?
[21:16] Tobsn: ah nevermind
[21:16] tjholowaychuk: looks like _why code
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[21:16] tjholowaychuk: cryptic ftw
[21:16] rixius: tjholowaychuk: it's definantly code golf
[21:16] rixius: but it's a fun experiment, I'm just short of being able to put this into 140byt.es
[21:17] Tobsn: rixius
[21:17] Tobsn: (((1+Math.random())*0x10000)|0)
[21:17] Tobsn: btw.
[21:17] tjholowaychuk: hopefully no one gets the wrong idea
[21:17] tjholowaychuk: and actually uses that stuff
[21:17] Tobsn: rixius
[21:17] Tobsn: 'xxxxxxxx-xxxx-4xxx-yxxx-xxxxxxxxxxxx'.replace(/[xy]/g, function(c) {var r = Math.random()*16|0,v=c=='x'?r:r&0x3|0x8;return v.toString(16);});
[21:17] Tobsn: for an rfc4122 version 4 compliant solution
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[21:20] Tobsn: 'xxxxxxxx-xxxx-4xxx-yxxx-xxxxxxxxxxxx'.replace(/[xy]/g,function(c,r){r=Math.random()*16|0;return (c=='x'?r:(r&0x3|0x8)).toString(16);});
[21:20] Tobsn: should work too
[21:20] Tobsn: yep
[21:22] xerox: v8: 'xxxxxxxx-xxxx-4xxx-yxxx-xxxxxxxxxxxx'.replace(/[xy]/g,function(c,r){r=Math.random()*16|0;return (c=='x'?r:(r&0x3|0x8)).toString(16);});
[21:22] v8bot: xerox: "4206ca83-07f4-46c3-a55a-40598eb08b6d"
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[21:22] Tobsn: and its 132 chars
[21:22] Tobsn: you can even fit it in a tweet
[21:22] rixius: it's not Guarenteed to be unique
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[21:22] Tobsn: its more likely to be unique than yours
[21:23] Tobsn: just by the size of it
[21:23] rixius: v8: "00-0-0-0-000".replace(/0/g,function(){return Math.random().toString(16).substr(2,4)})
[21:23] v8bot: rixius: "a21ed645-0dc0-1c9f-34f9-da4604974d10"
[21:23] rixius: no it isnt
[21:23] Tobsn: hehe
[21:23] rixius: each 0 is 4 characters
[21:23] Tobsn: it runs more often
[21:24] xerox: you could write a simple modular prng
[21:24] `3E: omg you should totally coffeescript it
[21:24] xerox: so you can control the sequence of random values
[21:24] xerox: by choosing the seed
[21:24] `3E: I can make a webserver in 140 chars, does that count :)
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[21:25] jerrysv: `3E: only if it includes a black bar
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[21:25] Tobsn: `3E but will it be unique? hehe
[21:25] `3E: Tobsn the pid will be unique :D
[21:25] Tobsn: rixius, but mine is rfc compliant :P
[21:26] rixius: Tobsn: I see that, I didn't know that the spec required 1 character to always be 4 and another to follow different code than the others
[21:26] Tobsn: read the RFC
[21:26] Tobsn: UUID is a very crazy topic
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[21:27] Tobsn: and to make your string REALLY REALLY unique as UUID does not require, you need A LOT more code than 140 chars
[21:27] niftylettuce: tjholowaychuk: looks like someone tweeted you about nyancat.js, lulz :P
[21:27] antlong: first rule of uuid club
[21:27] tjholowaychuk: niftylettuce haha yup
[21:27] Tobsn: first rule of the uuid club would be be as random as you _can_
[21:27] niftylettuce: tjholowaychuk: i emailed author of nyanyanyan song to get permission to use it (w/Marak's play.js)
[21:27] Tobsn: not be as random as possible
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[21:28] tjholowaychuk: tim_smart: that async lib, might be the first one i've seen that isn't really brutal
[21:28] Tobsn: just fyi, making numbers really random requires a lot more than a simple seed
[21:28] rixius: to me the most important part of a UUID is "Universally Unique"
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[21:28] tjholowaychuk: and harder to look at
[21:28] rixius: not should be unique because of the number of options
[21:28] antlong: it requires a radiation decay detector 
[21:28] Tobsn: rixius, thank god that there are RFCs for that
[21:28] tim_smart: tjholowaychuk: Hah cool
[21:28] antlong: (seriously)
[21:28] Tobsn: antlong yep
[21:28] Tobsn: crazy shit like that
[21:29] Tobsn: most stuff cant be used because of the Hz of your CPU, crazy shit like that
[21:29] Tobsn: anyway, use which ever it will be unique enough
[21:30] tim_smart: tjholowaychuk: Yeah I found Step etc annoying. Helpful - but annoying.
[21:30] tjholowaychuk: tim_smart are all the error(s) deferred ?
[21:30] tjholowaychuk: or do you handle in each callback
[21:30] tjholowaychuk: it would be nice to have only the one callback to worry about for errors
[21:30] tim_smart: tjholowaychuk: next(error, whatever)
[21:31] antlong: really random numbers, http://fourmilab.ch/hotbits/
[21:31] tim_smart: .done(function (error, result_async_array) { ... })
[21:31] tim_smart: tjholowaychuk: Take a look at test.js
[21:31] tjholowaychuk: tim_smart: i guess it wouldnt work for all cases, but it would be nice to leave out error for all except exec() or done()
[21:31] tjholowaychuk: yeah i'll take a look
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[21:32] tim_smart: tjholowaychuk: exec() justs start it, so you can save operations for later
[21:32] tjholowaychuk: ah i see, exec() is just there to fire it, I've done similar but done() would fire it off
[21:32] tjholowaychuk: doesn't really matter, makes sense now though :D
[21:32] tjholowaychuk: ohhh i know
[21:33] mscdex: it really hertz to not have more cores
[21:33] tjholowaychuk: accept a callback in exec in case you dont want to defer the exec
[21:33] tim_smart: tjholowaychuk: Sounds good.
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[21:34] onr: tjholowaychuk: what do you think about PEG.js?
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[21:34] dingomanatee: marcello3d, ping
[21:35] tjholowaychuk: onr haven't used it personally but i imagine it's fine
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[21:35] tjholowaychuk: I have a PEG parser gen as well (who doesnt I guess haha)
[21:35] tjholowaychuk: but it's not OS yet
[21:35] tjholowaychuk: i'll show you the output it's pretty sexy but if you want speed jison is the way to go
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[21:37] Tobsn: rixius, http://fourmilab.ch/hotbits/hardware3.html thats what you need ;)
[21:37] tjholowaychuk: onr: https://gist.github.com/971261
[21:37] tjholowaychuk: readability / debugging was the focus, but using js calls for state is obviously slower
[21:39] Tobsn: https://twitter.com/#!/tobsn/status/85824618157457408
[21:39] Tobsn: BAM ;)
[21:40] onr: tjholowaychuk: hrm. output seems clean, but maybe i should focus on jison if its faster
[21:40] tjholowaychuk: onr yeah recursive descent is not your friend if you want performance
[21:41] tjholowaychuk: but i mean that's all relative to what you are doing
[21:41] tim_smart: tjholowaychuk: works fine https://github.com/Tim-Smart/async-array/blob/master/test.js#L56-71
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[21:41] tjholowaychuk: you also shouldnt use js to parse things if you want speed
[21:41] tjholowaychuk: because regexps dont have a god damn offset
[21:41] tbranyen: oauth2 spec is pretty complicated
[21:41] tbranyen: holy crap
[21:41] tjholowaychuk: tim_smart woot! perfect
[21:41] scott_: where should node be installed? in my docroot? or other?
[21:41] tbranyen: would be sick to be able to set up an oauth2 provider in node
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[21:43] jerrysv: tbranyen: offering to write one by any chance?
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[21:44] onr: tjholowaychuk: im kinda impressed by this benchmark: http://shootout.alioth.debian.org/u64/performance.php?test=regexdna
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[21:44] tbranyen: jerrysv: i take on too many projects
[21:44] tbranyen: i'd like to
[21:44] tbranyen: but contributing to node-oauth would be a better use of time
[21:45] jerrysv: tbranyen: i will need one at some point. been dreading writing one, putting it off until later
[21:45] tjholowaychuk: onr: depends what you are doing though, regexps are one thing
[21:45] tbranyen: jerrysv: yea heh
[21:45] rixius: Tobsn: you also have to see that, in almost the same number of characters, mine is an actual reusable but of code(I.E callable) whereas your's happens once
[21:45] jerrysv: and hoping someone else will do it in the mean time
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[21:45] tjholowaychuk: onr: most of these parser generators substr() the string
[21:45] tjholowaychuk: which is the expensive part
[21:45] tjholowaychuk: and since many if not all of the regexps have /^ you have to substr() to change the offset
[21:46] tjholowaychuk: really lame
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[21:46] tjholowaychuk: there are tricks to speed that up but either way it's still lame
[21:46] rixius: Tobsn: for the humongous benefit of 2 characters of the output being what the spec specifes as opposed to being the same amount of random that the rest of the characters have.
[21:47] tjholowaychuk: onr but still, you just wanted to convert some c right? i wouldnt worry about it in that case
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[21:47] tjholowaychuk: just use whatever you want
[21:47] Tobsn: rixius
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[21:47] Tobsn: http://jsfiddle.net/eSZC9/
[21:47] jerrysv: tbranyen: someone wrote one in lisp
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[21:48] tbranyen: jerrysv: hmm if only i knew lisp
[21:48] Tobsn: rixius
[21:48] Tobsn: http://jsfiddle.net/yzkeb/
[21:48] jerrysv: tbranyen: similar thoughts.  though i'm pretty handy in perl, so looking at it at the moment
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[21:49] rixius: Tobsn: http://jsfiddle.net/eSZC9/
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[21:50] Tobsn: and?
[21:50] jerrysv: though it looks like it's only a consume
[21:50] Tobsn: you only use it once anyway
[21:50] jerrysv: r
[21:50] Tobsn: i thought its a UUID
[21:50] Tobsn: how many UUIDs you want to create?
[21:51] rixius: however many the person needs to create, and why not hav ethe extra code to guarentee, beyond a shadow of a doubt that you haven't used it?
[21:51] Tobsn: hu?
[21:51] RobrtPitt: v8: Math.uuid();
[21:51] v8bot: RobrtPitt: TypeError: Object #<Object> has no method 'uuid'
[21:51] Tobsn: whatevs
[21:52] Tobsn: i won
[21:52] Tobsn: :P
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[21:52] rixius: are you fsking kidding me? "I don't understand what you mena because I wasnt paying attention, but I won"
[21:52] Tobsn: like i said
[21:52] Tobsn: http://jsfiddle.net/yzkeb/
[21:52] rixius: s/mena/mean
[21:52] Tobsn: again, its a UUID
[21:52] Tobsn: and not a random number
[21:52] Tobsn: ID vs. Random Number
[21:52] Tobsn: it really doesnt matter
[21:52] Tobsn: read the RFC
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[21:53] antlong: https://bitbucket.org/nikhilm/uuidjs
[21:54] rixius: antlong: uuid generator for node, but built in C
[21:54] rixius: no fun
[21:54] antlong: http://jsperf.com/node-uuid-performance
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[21:54] Tobsn: its libuuid
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[21:55] systemfault: Tobsn: Are those UUIDs valid? (Spec)
[21:55] Tobsn: libuuid?
[21:55] systemfault: Nah, your snippet
[21:55] Tobsn: yeah
[21:55] systemfault: Cool :)
[21:56] Tobsn: by their RFC version 4
[21:56] Tobsn: 4122
[21:56] RobrtPitt: What you guy's doing, trying to create a UUID in the shortest code
[21:56] systemfault: We already have a winner I think
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[21:56] Tobsn: https://twitter.com/#!/tobsn/status/85826128882839553
[21:56] Tobsn: with hash
[21:57] Tobsn: :P
[21:57] Tobsn: brb
[21:57] rixius: RobrtPitt: I was making some code golf for a UUID geenrator that guarenteed unique results
[21:57] Tobsn: lol
[21:57] Tobsn: again
[21:57] rixius: Tobsn: again, shutup
[21:57] Tobsn: you cannot guarantee unique results
[21:57] Tobsn: hehe
[21:57] Tobsn: okay i shut up
[21:57] antlong: rixius: impossiblé
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[21:57] Tobsn: your Math.random() is obviously more random than my Math.random()
[21:57] Tobsn: hrhr
[21:58] Tobsn: whatever
[21:58] Tobsn: i still won
[21:58] Tobsn: brb
[21:58] rixius: no I simply managed a lookup table and reran it if it had already happened
[21:58] systemfault: Lulz
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[21:58] systemfault: You understand that the chances you get two identical UUIDs are... 
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[21:58] rixius: it wasn't ever inted for use in an actual system, only for code golf
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[21:59] rixius: I just wasn't aware that the RFC Spec demanded a static 4 and another character that followed different results
[21:59] systemfault: You would probably won the lottery every week for 10 years without cheating before it happens.
[21:59] rixius: IE result&3|8
[22:00] antlong: rixius: Version 4 (random) : Version 4 UUIDs use a scheme relying only on random numbers. This algorithm sets the version number as well as two reserved bits. All other bits are set using a random or pseudorandom data source. Version 4 UUIDs have the form xxxxxxxx-xxxx-4xxx-yxxx-xxxxxxxxxxxx where x is any hexadecimal digit and y is one of 8, 9, A, or B. e.g. f47ac10b-58cc-4372-a567-0e02b2c3d479.
[22:01] rixius: also, tobsyn faile to mention that I shortened his version more and included the hashtag as well as an @response<< http://twitter.com/Rixius/status/85825550190514177
[22:01] rixius: s/tobsyn/Tobsn
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[22:02] rixius: antlong: Thank you for that.
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[22:04] rixius: I never stated that I was making a v4 standard UUID, only that I was making a generator(IE can be called multiple times) that kept a record and trying to makei it in under 140 characters
[22:04] Tobsn: rixis, i already know about 8 and 3
[22:04] Tobsn: but thats not how you do it
[22:04] Tobsn: see some other RFCs about that one
[22:04] rixius: Tobsn: that's how you did it in your code
[22:04] Tobsn: i know
[22:04] Tobsn: i did it the right way
[22:04] rixius: v8: 3 === 0x3
[22:04] v8bot: rixius: true
[22:04] Tobsn: and this time i will not explain you why
[22:05] rixius: Excuse me?
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[22:05] Tobsn: gotta work :)
[22:05] rixius: You only walked around holding a sign saying "I'm RFC Complient RTFM"
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[22:05] Tobsn: also that mine is shorter
[22:05] Tobsn: by terms of a code golf i won
[22:05] Tobsn: didnt i?
[22:05] rixius: no, because you did not do the same thing
[22:05] Tobsn: okay
[22:05] Tobsn: you won
[22:05] Tobsn: sorry
[22:05] Tobsn: and congrats
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[22:06] RobrtPitt: Tobsn, are you Broofa on SO
[22:07] rixius: RobrtPitt: I would assume not, seeing as theres a Broofa in this very room
[22:07] broofa: RobrtPitt no. that'd be me
[22:07] RobrtPitt: Ahhh, magic lol, Sorry never seen you
[22:07] antlong: ^ lol
[22:07] Tobsn: yes, yes i am.
[22:07] Tobsn: see
[22:08] RobrtPitt: So broofa is the one who originally came up with it?
[22:08] Tobsn: yep
[22:08] RobrtPitt: sweet
[22:08] broofa: RobrtPitt with what?
[22:08] Tobsn: broofa, RFC v4 UUID
[22:08] broofa: oh, the uuid code? yeah.
[22:08] RobrtPitt: the shortest method of creating a RFC V4 UUID Yea
[22:08] broofa: my JS claim to fame.
[22:08] Tobsn: talk to rixius about your ine line
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[22:08] Tobsn: *one
[22:09] RobrtPitt: Tobsn: thanks
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[22:09] jerrysv: golf: an anonymous function to count all instances of each character in a string and return an object enumerating those characters and the counts
[22:10] Tobsn: hehe
[22:10] Tobsn: ssssh!
[22:10] Tobsn: rixius won
[22:10] jerrysv: so: a('abacad') returns { a:3, b:1, c:1, d:1 }
[22:10] jerrysv: any takers?
[22:11] Tobsn: i bet my tok is better than your tok
[22:11] Tobsn: hehe
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[22:12] jerrysv: tobsn: so is that a challenge?
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[22:15] broofa: jerrysv Tobsn http://jsfiddle.net/broofa/pLbqL/
[22:15] Tobsn: good one
[22:15] broofa: basically the same thing as the UUID function. fwiw.
[22:15] jerrysv: broofa: yes, but that's huge.
[22:16] jerrysv: also: r[c] = (r[c] || 0) + 1; 
[22:16] jerrysv: can be replaced by:
[22:16] jerrysv: r[c]=~~r[c];
[22:16] jerrysv: btw
[22:17] jerrysv: sorry
[22:17] jerrysv: r[c]=-~r[c];
[22:17] jerrysv: v8: -~undefined
[22:17] v8bot: jerrysv: 1
[22:17] jerrysv: v8: -~1
[22:17] v8bot: jerrysv: 2
[22:17] xerox: what's ~
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[22:17] broofa: xerox XOR
[22:18] broofa: Or, rather, 2's complement.
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[22:18] tbranyen: jerrysv: function a(str){var a=[].slice.call(str),b={},c,d,e;for(c=0,d=a.length;c<d;c++){e=a[c];b[e]=(b[e]||0)+1}return b;}
[22:19] tbranyen: best i can do
[22:19] tbranyen: hth
[22:19] Tobsn: function a(s,r){r={};s.replace(/./g, function(c){r[c]=-~r[c]});return r}
[22:20] Tobsn: ah damn you guys beat me to the -~
[22:20] Tobsn: anyway
[22:20] tbranyen: haha -~ wat
[22:21] tbranyen: that is awesome
[22:21] rixius: v8: -~ undefined
[22:21] v8bot: rixius: 1
[22:21] RobrtPitt: WOW, Can someone explain this to me: r[c]=-~r[c]
[22:21] jerrysv:  function(s){a={};for(i in s)a[b=s[i]]=-~a[b];return a} 
[22:21] broofa: yeah, -~ is sweet. hadn't seen that before.  How x-browser is that?  (work in IE6, for exmaple?)
[22:21] xerox: RobrtPitt: a = a - (~a)
[22:21] jerrysv: yes
[22:22] rixius: broofa: pretty sure, it works, it's ES3 spec
[22:22] Tobsn: its general language broofa, XOR/OR bit functions can be used everywhere
[22:22] jerrysv: and to be fair, when my team at the office did this golf challenge last week, someone beat me by a stroke
[22:23] RobrtPitt: v8: (function a(s,r){r={};s.replace(/./g, function(c){r[c]=-~r[c]});return r})("this is a test");
[22:23] v8bot: RobrtPitt: {t:3,h:1,i:2,s:3, :3,a:1,e:1}
[22:23] broofa: Tobsn yeah... except where they can't.  JS lang is better than DOM x-browser, but there are still subtle variations.
[22:23] rixius: RobrtPitt: Love it. results[' ']
[22:23] jerrysv: v8: (function(s){a={};for(i in s)a[b=s[i]]=-~a[b];return a})("this is a test");
[22:23] v8bot: jerrysv: {t:3,h:1,i:2,s:3, :3,a:1,e:1}
[22:23] rixius: broofa: mostly things added after ES3, liek Array.isArray and Array#forEach
[22:24] rixius: and Object.create
[22:24] broofa: rixius true.
[22:24] rixius: which, incidently, were all things that became standard in ES5
[22:25] jerrysv: for a few extra points, you can set up a regex as a function and iterate that way
[22:25] RobrtPitt: Some of this ES shizzle is nice
[22:25] jerrysv: v8: a=/./g;console.log(a('b'));
[22:25] v8bot: jerrysv: ["b"]
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[22:26] RobrtPitt: (function a(s,r){r={};s.split(/./g, function(c){r[c]=-~r[c]});return r})("this is a test");
[22:26] broofa: btw, RobrtPitt, "~" is bitwise NOT, otherwise known as "2's complement".
[22:26] jerrysv: and a bitwise not of undefined gets coerced into -1
[22:26] broofa: The operation flips each bit of the integer, and then adds one.
[22:27] SubStack: mikeal: beer you say!
[22:27] jerrysv: so it's win-win
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[22:27] tjholowaychuk: broofa it's one's complement
[22:27] mikeal: hehe
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[22:27] niftylettuce: tjholowaychuk: what is markdown syntax for linking to a header on the current .md page?
[22:28] broofa: tjholowaychuk is it???  fuck.  I've been wrong about that for 20 years then. :D
[22:28] tjholowaychuk: niftylettuce good question
[22:28] niftylettuce: tjholowaychuk: (and creating the anchor to begin w/)
[22:28] tjholowaychuk: niftylettuce im not sure if you can lol
[22:28] mikeal: yeah
[22:28] mikeal: we should do a beer.js tomorrow
[22:28] RobrtPitt: jerrysv++
[22:28] v8bot:  RobrtPitt has given a beer to jerrysv. jerrysv now has 1 beers.
[22:28] tbranyen: beer.js in boston pls
[22:28] tjholowaychuk: broofa: I believe two's complement of say 2 would be -2
[22:28] niftylettuce: tjholowaychuk: i guess you could use straight up html, ehy?
[22:28] fwg: even shorter function a(a,b){for(i in b={},a)b[i]=-~b[i];return b}
[22:29] tjholowaychuk: niftylettuce probably :s let me know though if you can do that
[22:29] rixius: v8: (function a(a,b){for(i in b={},a)b[i]=-~b[i];return b})("testinggolf")
[22:29] v8bot: rixius: {0:1,1:1,2:1,3:1,4:1,5:1,6:1,7:1,8:1,9:1,10:1}
[22:29] broofa: tjholowaychuk it is, it is!   but to get the bitwise representation of -2 you take invert all the bits and add one.
[22:29] tbranyen: fwg: you can throw that loop body in the second argument of the for loop and remove the semicolon before return
[22:29] RobrtPitt: v8: (function a(a,b){for(i in b={},a)b[i]=-~b[i];return b})("this is a test");
[22:29] v8bot: RobrtPitt: {0:1,1:1,2:1,3:1,4:1,5:1,6:1,7:1,8:1,9:1,10:1,11:1,12:1,13:1}
[22:30] RobrtPitt: yea it fails
[22:30] niftylettuce: tjholowaychuk: yeah it worked
[22:30] niftylettuce: tjholowaychuk++
[22:30] v8bot:  niftylettuce has given a beer to tjholowaychuk. tjholowaychuk now has 38 beers.
[22:30] fwg: tbranyen㇀ how so?
[22:30] cha0s: tjholowaychuk is now drunk
[22:30] tjholowaychuk: broofa isn't one's complement -(n+1) ?
[22:30] fwg: it's a for..in loop
[22:30] broofa: tjholowaychuk e.g. for an 8-bit int, 2 is 00000010.  Invert => 11111101, add one => 11111110.... which is -2
[22:30] softdrink: i need something like haml, but for svg
[22:31] broofa: tjholowaychuk I think one's complement is just -(n)
[22:31] tjholowaychuk: 
ACTION off to wiki

[22:31] broofa: v8 (-2).toString(2)
[22:31] v8bot: broofa: v8 <code> is no longer supported (except in PM).  Try v8: <code> or v8> <code>
[22:31] broofa: v8: (-2).toString(2)
[22:31] v8bot: broofa: "-10"
[22:31] broofa: v8: (-2|0).toString(2)
[22:31] v8bot: broofa: "-10"
[22:32] broofa: (-2 & 0xff).toString(2)
[22:32] broofa: v8: (-2 & 0xff).toString(2)
[22:32] v8bot: broofa: "11111110"
[22:32] broofa: v8: (12 & 0xff).toString(2)
[22:32] v8bot: broofa: "1100"
[22:32] broofa: v8: (2 & 0xff).toString(2)
[22:32] v8bot: broofa: "10"
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[22:32] rixius: tjholowaychuk: isn't linking to a header #BodyOfHeader
[22:33] rixius: tjholowaychuk: if so, [AnchorText](#BodyOfHeader)
[22:33] tjholowaychuk: rixius: depends on the html produced i guess
[22:33] tjholowaychuk: i know some dont create ids
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[22:33] rixius: you can't add things like classes or ID's in Markdown
[22:34] rixius: it's the reason I don't use it ._.
[22:34] rixius: I prefer Haml haml-lang.com
[22:34] tjholowaychuk: i dont like haml-ish stuff for writing docs or books etc
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[22:35] xerox: "this is a test".split("").reduce(function(o,x){o[x]=o[x]?++o[x]:1;return o},{})
[22:35] xerox: v8: "this is a test".split("").reduce(function(o,x){o[x]=o[x]?++o[x]:1;return o},{})
[22:35] v8bot: xerox: {t:3,h:1,i:2,s:3, :3,a:1,e:1}
[22:35] broofa: Ohh... so the reason "-~" works is that ~ only inverts the bits.  It doesn't actually do the "add one" part of the 2's complement.  The "-" re-inverts the bits again, but adds one as well.
[22:36] RobrtPitt: v8: o(){[o()]}
[22:36] v8bot: RobrtPitt: SyntaxError: Unexpected token {
[22:36] rixius: v8: String.prototype.golf=function(){return this.split("").reduce(function(o,x){o[x]=o[x]?++o[x]:1;return o},{})}; "this is a test".golf()
[22:36] v8bot: rixius: {t:3,h:1,i:2,s:3, :3,a:1,e:1}
[22:36] RobrtPitt: (function o(){[o()]})();
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[22:36] RobrtPitt: v8: (function o(){[o()]})();
[22:36] v8bot: RobrtPitt: RangeError: Maximum call stack size exceeded
[22:36] jerrysv: sorry was away, did someone get less characters?
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[22:37] jerrysv: v8: (function(s){a={};for(i in s)a[b=s[i]]=-~a[b];return a})("this is a test");
[22:37] v8bot: jerrysv: {t:3,h:1,i:2,s:3, :3,a:1,e:1}
[22:37] RobrtPitt: (function o(){[o()]})();
[22:37] RobrtPitt: stocker overflow
[22:37] RobrtPitt: v8: (function o(){[o()]})();
[22:37] v8bot: RobrtPitt: RangeError: Maximum call stack size exceeded
[22:37] RobrtPitt: well, no overflow but
[22:37] fwg: well jerrysv you are using an implicit global there
[22:37] xerox: jerrysv: hehe yours is a tad shorter
[22:38] fwg: or two actually
[22:38] jerrysv: i am using an implicit global, but i can still keep it short without those
[22:38] Tobsn: for(var i in x)
[22:38] Tobsn: :P
[22:38] xerox: jerrysv: if I employ your trick tho, I get 1 character less!
[22:38] xerox: (than you)
[22:38] xerox: v8:  "this is a test".split("").reduce(function(o,x){o[x]=-~o[x];return o},{})
[22:38] v8bot: xerox: {t:3,h:1,i:2,s:3, :3,a:1,e:1}
[22:39] jerrysv: xerox: you aren't returning an anonymous function
[22:39] xerox: no I am not
[22:39] jerrysv: so you are outside the rules :)
[22:39] xerox: :(
[22:39] xerox: missed the rules!
[22:39] jerrysv: function(s,i,a){a={};for(i in s)a[s[i]]=-~a[s[i]];return a} 
[22:39] rixius: by jerrysv: golf: an anonymous function to count all instances of each character in a string and return an object enumerating those characters and the counts
[22:39] jerrysv: golf: an anonymous function to count all instances of each character in a string and return an object enumerating those characters and the counts
[22:39] Tobsn: there ya go
[22:39] jerrysv: heh
[22:40] Tobsn: ;)
[22:40] Tobsn: hehe
[22:40] Tobsn: that var i btw. can be really annoying, in IE it can break without the var i
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[22:40] Tobsn: or FF cant remember
[22:40] jerrysv: v8: (function(s,i,a){a={};for(i in s)a[s[i]]=-~a[s[i]];return a})('abacad'); 
[22:40] v8bot: jerrysv: {a:3,b:1,c:1,d:1}
[22:41] jerrysv: there's without implicit globals
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[22:42] Tobsn: v8:  (function(a,s,i){for(i in s)a[s[i]]=-~a[s[i]];return a})({},'abacad');
[22:42] v8bot: Tobsn: {a:3,b:1,c:1,d:1}
[22:42] Tobsn: :D
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[22:45] jerrysv: tobsn: now do it with a regex
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[22:45] Tobsn: what?
[22:45] Tobsn: isnt that already done?
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[22:45] jerrysv: tobsn: yes, but asking that you try with a regex too
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[22:46] Tobsn: v8: (function(r,s){s.replace(/./g,function(c){r[c]=-~r[c]});return r})({},'test')
[22:46] v8bot: Tobsn: {t:2,e:1,s:1}
[22:46] Tobsn: thats from broofa's version
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[22:47] jerrysv: too long
[22:47] Tobsn: yep
[22:47] Tobsn: (function(a,s,i){for(i in s)a[s[i]]=-~a[s[i]];return a})({},'test');
[22:47] Tobsn: is dev shorter
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[22:47] jerrysv: can do almost that short with a regex
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[22:48] jerrysv: v8: (function(s){i=/./g;a={};for(;x=i(s);)a[x[0]]=-~a[x[0]];return a})('test');
[22:48] v8bot: jerrysv: {t:2,e:1,s:1}
[22:48] Tobsn: *def
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[22:49] jerrysv: v8: (function(s){i=/./g;a={};for(;x=i(s);)a[x]=-~a[x];return a})('test');
[22:49] v8bot: jerrysv: {t:2,e:1,s:1}
[22:50] RobertPitt: golf :  input will again be an integer, and output should be an array with the length of input
[22:50] Tobsn: v8: function(a,i,s){for(;x=i(s);)a[x[0]]=-~a[x[0]];return a})({},/./g,'test')
[22:50] v8bot: Tobsn: SyntaxError: Unexpected token (
[22:50] Tobsn: v8: (function(a,i,s){for(;x=i(s);)a[x[0]]=-~a[x[0]];return a})({},/./g,'test')
[22:50] v8bot: Tobsn: {t:2,e:1,s:1}
[22:50] Tobsn: hmm doesnt save anything
[22:50] fwg: function(l){return Array(l)}
[22:50] fwg: RobertPitt㇀ too easy
[22:51] RobertPitt: lol
[22:52] fwg: regex calling btw does not work in ff 5
[22:52] RobertPitt: fwg: i mean like output = Array(input), but it can be done in 15
[22:53] AvianFlu: hey jerrysv, got a minute?
[22:53] jerrysv: fwg: seriously?
[22:53] jerrysv: avianflu: sure!
[22:53] AvianFlu: tweet some tweets with links in them @kohaitestbot in a minute
[22:53] jerrysv: k
[22:53] AvianFlu: I want to see if I got rid of all the crashes
[22:53] jerrysv: ha
[22:53] jerrysv: happy to be a guinea pig for that
[22:53] fwg: jerrysv㇀ I just tried your code and it says TypeError: i is not a function
[22:54] jerrysv: fwg: awesome. about to go to beer, will have to look again in the morning (or after a few beers)
[22:54] fwg: guess they dropped that feature, think it is non-standard anyway
[22:55] fwg: jerrysv㇀ have fun :)
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[22:58] niftylettuce: https://github.com/niftylettuce/gedit-icing for gnome2 folks!
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[22:59] Tobsn: AvianFlu, just turn off kohaibot ;)
[22:59] Tobsn: that would help haha
[23:00] AvianFlu: Tobsn: go turn off Twitter and I'll turn off the bot, how does that sound :-P
[23:00] Tobsn: hehe
[23:00] Tobsn: turn off twitter = turn off the bots account?
[23:01] Tobsn: challenge accepted.
[23:01] AvianFlu: no, I meant all.  of.  twitter.
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[23:01] Tobsn: just don't want the bot to flood the channel
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[23:02] Tobsn: googles new css is fucked up
[23:02] Tobsn: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1656816/Screenshots/inpbnxd26i5q.png
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[23:07] RobertPitt: Tobsn: Seems liek you have some addons installed in chrome or firefox thats causing it, looks fine here
[23:07] Tobsn: yeah just realized that too
[23:07] Tobsn: they should cascade down the style if a is present
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[23:29] RobertPitt: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JhkAB5B9iM&feature=player_embedded
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[23:37] marcello3d: nice, intellij supports unix colors in the console now :D
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[23:46] ggg: what is a cursor in node-mongodb-native ... ?
[23:46] ggg: lets says cursor.toArray(function(err, docs){ }
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[23:47] ggg: how do I get my json ?
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[23:56] ggg: using node-mongodb-native, is this a good design to let my mongo.Db always running and all my query function us it, or it will jam, or node.js take cares of it?
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